Alice McFlurry 
Well, well, well. If that isn't three things we need to keep Baby Jessica away from.
Aug 11, 2024 at 2:19amWeb
Show threadAlice McFlurry Aug 11, 2024

That's me, Alice McFlurry, always coming in hot with the timely pop culture references.

In my defense, Mastodon didn't exist in 1987 when this story was last relevant.

Show threadMizFiddAug 11, 2024
@Alice I am sure there are enough GenXers who remember.
Show threadAlice McFlurry Aug 11, 2024
@MizFidd Never 4get!
Show threadWandreCanadaAug 11, 2024
@Alice I bet you're wondering how I got here...
Show threadBasmithartsAug 11, 2024
@Alice I blame the younger generations for not falling into wells enough.
Show thread@IanAMartin HAS MOVED!Aug 11, 2024

@Basmitharts @Alice Lassie* would be of less use lately.

* I am not old enough to have actually seen this programme as a child.

Show threadfor a day, while . . . 🗽Aug 11, 2024

@Alice

Even today, I remember to not fall into the well.

Show threadAlice McFlurry Aug 11, 2024
You fall in a well ONCE and now EVERYONE calls you "Baby Jessica" even though you're almost FORTY years old.
Show threadLAURENAug 11, 2024

@Alice

I am down with this Baby Jessica thread!

Show threadfor a day, while . . . 🗽Aug 11, 2024

@noondlyt @Alice

. . . down in the well?

Show threadLAURENAug 11, 2024

@cgsines @Alice

oh no

Show threadbobocubedAug 11, 2024

@Alice

I remember watching that baby get pulled out of the well on some Friday or Saturday, and then me and my high school buddies went out and did dumb things involving alcohol and vehicles.

Show threadkkellerAug 11, 2024
@Alice some of us wish we were 40 years young
Show threadAlice McFlurry Aug 11, 2024
If you liked this terrible joke, I consider you a close friend and confidant.
Show threadRalph058 (S/he/it) AF4EZAug 11, 2024
@Alice Appropriate first name.
Reminds me of Alice Roosevelt: "If you have nothing good to say, come sit by me."
Show threadThe Witch of Crow BriarAug 11, 2024
@Alice I can hear the Simpsons characters singing “We’re Sending Our Love Down The Well” as I type this.
Show threadBonkersAug 11, 2024
@Alice no idea what it is about, but hahaha, just in case.
Show threadAlice McFlurry Aug 11, 2024
@bonkers https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rescue_of_Jessica_McClure
Rescue of Jessica McClure - Wikipedia

Show threadBonkersAug 11, 2024
@Alice she's a grandma already, why is it even a thing today
Show threadglasspshrAug 11, 2024
@Alice don’t make me pull out Mariah Carey again
Show threadAlice McFlurry Aug 11, 2024
@glasspusher You should be proud to know me.
Show threadglasspshrAug 11, 2024
@Alice I would be, but I have self esteem issues
Show threadVerđandi K Soldusty1d ago
@Alice
I'm leaning towards, yes but it's hard to tell in the heat haze.
Show threadAlice McFlurry 1d ago
I’m going to hell for this.
And a variety of other things.
Show threadBytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈1d ago

@Alice

Do they have A/C there? See you at the bar!

Show threadMarijke Luttekes1d ago
@bytebro @Alice You know the joke about "if Hell exists, all the engineers there will have airconditioned it already"? 🤭
Show threadRichard Hendricks1d ago

@mahryekuh @bytebro @Alice Oh, that pairs well with my "If hauntings were real, engineers would exploit them to make energy and free refrigeration!"

Poltergeist throwing plates? Attach those to a generator!

Weird cold spot? Make a cooling loop for free A/C!

Show threadMarijke Luttekes1d ago
@hendric @bytebro @Alice I didn't know that one, but it's absolutely spot on. 😂
Show threadJack1d ago
@Alice Oh, it's the hot dog. 😆
Show threadKrautnapped™1d ago
@Alice See you there, I’ll save a good seat. 😂
Show threadChirayu  🛰️1d ago

@Alice and I double to make sure it is confirmed

Can't be dilly-dallying in the afterlife too

Show threadCaroleeAug 11, 2024

@Alice

Antiques Roadshow called. They’d like to have a closer look at that joke. 😜

Show threadMercurius GoldsteinAug 11, 2024
@Alice
Everyone gather round there’s a well fallin’
Show threadPat MadiganAug 11, 2024

@Alice As a skinny guy, I was a bit miffed that they didn’t ask ME to squeeze down that hole in the ground to save the baby.

Sure the other guy didn’t have any shoulder blades, so that would be reeeeally hard to beat! But still.

Show threadAlice McFlurry Aug 11, 2024
@patmadigan I’m sorry, Pat! If I ever fall down a well, I want you to be the one that saves me.
Show threadPat MadiganAug 11, 2024
@Alice Yay!!!
Show threadPeaceNick🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈Aug 11, 2024
@Alice
That's deep. And dark.
Show threadNuclear Oatmeal Aug 11, 2024

@Alice

That was HORRIBLE!

Show threadNuclear Oatmeal Aug 11, 2024

@Alice

Can we have some more?

Show threadCoyotyAug 11, 2024
@uss_oatmeal @Alice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi1Zuni57Rc
"I hate this, it is revolting!" "More?" "Please.' - Star Trek Generations

YouTube
Show threadPeaceNick🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈Aug 11, 2024

@Alice

I fell into a deep hole with water in it last night.

In my defense, it was dark, and I didn't see that well.

Show threadStu Duerson, machina exo deusAug 11, 2024

@Alice

Timmy didn't fall into the well. He was pushed...well, nuzzled in.

Drama dog!

Show threadDoreen32128 ready to rumble!Aug 11, 2024
@skydog @Alice Lassie wouldn’t do that to Timmy! :-)
Show threadɹ uɐp 1d ago

@Alice

wait what

On April 11, 2026, after a domestic disturbance, county sheriff personnel arrested McClure at her Midland County home. She was charged with assault causing bodily injury involving family violence.[19]

Show threadAlice McFlurry 1d ago
@dannotdaniel Yeah, I remember when I originally posted this it was after I read something about a different delinquency on her part and I was like oh okay I think Baby Jessica is fair game for jokes now.
Show threadChris Huck22h ago
@Alice My aunt worked with her at a hospital in Midland, TX!