Well, well, well. If that isn't three things we need to keep Baby Jessica away from.

@Alice As a skinny guy, I was a bit miffed that they didn’t ask ME to squeeze down that hole in the ground to save the baby.

Sure the other guy didn’t have any shoulder blades, so that would be reeeeally hard to beat! But still.

@patmadigan I’m sorry, Pat! If I ever fall down a well, I want you to be the one that saves me.