Mastodawn

if you wait this long to create me this bad of a reason, you'd better expect some re-education

If you’re a big-headed guy or gal at a rationalist puddle cuddle, double check that your rubbers didn’t get punctured.

His “farming” idea is just eugenics

Somehow he makes it sound even more misanthropic

For me, it’s the complete non-mention of uterus-owning people*, as if they are just a means to the end.

*I couldn’t come up with a gender-inclusive term for this that didn’t make me sound like a monster so apologies

This will include dudes with multiple uterii in their freezer but they’re probably outliers.

ah, yes, I forgot to put in a second footnote about my neighbour Brian. We’d call the cops but it turns out he’s the local sheriff.