Protip: You can also make a phone call by holding it up to your ear and speaking into it directly at a low volume.
@overholt No. This is 2024, I don't use my phone for that.
@overholt yeah, no. Use a headset else you can't see what the screen is doing.
@overholt I'll take it further and remind people that telephones are capable of carrying you voice over large distances - there is no need to shout.
@overholt Not when holding it too close to my face causes the call to hang up.
@ymasumac @overholt then there’s something wrong with your phone. Since the original iPhone, smartphones have had a proximity sensor that shuts down the screen when you put it to your face specifically because of that.
@josh0 @overholt It’s been many phones. Or I’m a witch and the proximity sensor doesn’t work on me.
@ymasumac @overholt well, there’s only one way to find out! Does anyone have a giant scale and a duck?
@overholt @ymasumac @josh0 I've definitely had laggy old phones where the updates have piled up to the point that the sensor fails to trigger the touch disable quickly enough to prevent accidental ear / cheek touches. Not sure how it works in iOS but for Android at least if touch inputs are ongoing because your face is already mashed on it won't lockout further inputs when the OS catches up to the sensor. The only workaround was to consistently remember to hover the phone near but not touching for a few moments to give it a hot second to catch up.
@mnemonicoverload @overholt @ymasumac interesting. I’ve never had an issue with an iOS device, and I use it just like the old school phones I grew up with. Don’t recall ever having any issues with the handful of android phones I’ve had, either.
@ymasumac @overholt You should hold it close to your ear, not your face.
@ymasumac @overholt wait, is that why people do this?
@mingo @overholt Somehow my cheek keeps pressing the red hang up button.

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Warning: smartphones are still inedible, even the newest models. If you are tempted to shove something into your mouth, try a slice of pizza.

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So long as the elderly relative who's rung you and is demanding you urgently sort something out has turned the sound down on their television.

The number of times I've had to apologise to a busful of people for repeatedly shouting: "Turn your telly down!"

@overholt I heard something about "dialing" but I always text so who knows 🤷‍♀️
@overholt what is this „phone call“ app?
@overholt Unless it's a video call to someone with a hearing impairment or other challanges who partially depend on being able lip read or see expressions to understand what is being said.
@geoffl @overholt But then one also shouldn't hold one's phone like one is about to eat it like a cracker.

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In the waiting room at the cancer center this morning and some richard cranium was taking a call in speakerphone mode.

No lie.

@overholt flat/skinny phones are pretty bad at that
@billseitz @overholt pretty sure they are not bad at all.
@overholt hey that's how we distinquish the retards from the intelligent mass. if you cant use a phone correctly then please stop using it.

@kimschulz @overholt You mean the intelligent from the retarded mass?

Maybe even 'intelligent' isn't the best word. I'm very lucky to not be one of these retarded smartphone zombies. I wouldn't call myself 'intelligent', though...

@pino @overholt Right now it seems like the zombies is a huge mass of people pulling down the average, so I bet that even a mediocre IQ would still put you well ahead :-D
@kimschulz @overholt Might be. And that's not always a satisfying feeling at all!
@overholt Someone needs to make a tiktok-video based on this life-hack so it will spread. 🤗
@overholt indeed. One does not need to disturb everyone around while talking on the phone
@overholt that is not a pro tip, it’s a life hack!
@overholt We really need pictures of people holding Princess phone handsets away from their faces (horizontally) and shouting at them.

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I know people who can make international calls from their balcony, without any phone at all.

@katzenberger @overholt

That’s a perfect description of my sister-in-law 🙈

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WHAT? I thought the reflective screen was used reflect and amplify my voice on its way to the satellites!?
@bert_hubert
@overholt can we have this as a PSA please?
@overholt wasn't this a result of Apple gaslighting their customers due to a defect in some of their phones? 🤨
@overholt Did you just mansplain how to use a phone? Seriously?