Protip: You can also make a phone call by holding it up to your ear and speaking into it directly at a low volume.
@overholt hey that's how we distinquish the retards from the intelligent mass. if you cant use a phone correctly then please stop using it.

@kimschulz @overholt You mean the intelligent from the retarded mass?

Maybe even 'intelligent' isn't the best word. I'm very lucky to not be one of these retarded smartphone zombies. I wouldn't call myself 'intelligent', though...

@pino @overholt Right now it seems like the zombies is a huge mass of people pulling down the average, so I bet that even a mediocre IQ would still put you well ahead :-D
@kimschulz @overholt Might be. And that's not always a satisfying feeling at all!