status: digging through old weird PDFs of archived Google+ posts
discovered this crossposted birdsite banger from @rstevens: "Your life's Episode IV starts at 30. Everything before that is just prequels."
@dsandler i forgot about G+! remember when google was only getting started cancelling things?
@rstevens it was a simpler time (so we had to make it more complicated)
@dsandler TRUTH