Andrea Junker 
I’m not moving on from this. The American people have a right to know if Trump’s claim of being hit by a bullet was a lie. — If so, we demand daily front-page stories about Trump’s fake gunshot wound until Election Day.
Aug 2, 2024 at 7:30pmWeb
Show threadMartha LemertAug 2, 2024

@Strandjunker

I would love for an ear nose and throat surgeon to explain how someone who had a two centimeter wide bullet wound on their right ear can have their ear cartilage look unblemished two weeks later.

Show threadGeorge Liquor, AmericanAug 2, 2024
@MartyLemert @Strandjunker Little bit of spackle and good as new
Show threadCheDNAug 3, 2024
@liquor_american @MartyLemert @Strandjunker Bondo cures all
Show threadGeorge Liquor, AmericanAug 3, 2024
@DrollTide @MartyLemert @Strandjunker lol woooow excellent reference
Show threadMrinappropriateAug 2, 2024
@MartyLemert @Strandjunker You simply don’t understand that he’s the greatest ever at regrowing ears. #ThenewPinnochio
Show threadBill ZaumenAug 3, 2024
@MartyLemert @Strandjunker Guys, I saw a news article(s) claiming the FBI said it was a bullet and that it missed Trump's head by 1/4 inch or less. You can argue about whether it was a whole bullet, a fragment of a bullet, or whatever, but regardless, it must have been going pretty much parallel to Trump's skull and his ear. The 2 cm wide wound was probably a bad scrape, 2cm long but narrow, deep enough for some bleeding, and was on the side you can't easily see.
Show threadChuckAug 3, 2024
@MartyLemert @Strandjunker Dr. Ronnie Jackson said it would regenerate!
Show threadUncleCharlieAAug 2, 2024
@Strandjunker If you watch the video, his ear looked fine, untouched actually, at the NABJ event.
Show threadKimAug 2, 2024
@Strandjunker maybe a WWE trick he learned
Show threadSpaceLifeFormAug 2, 2024

@Strandjunker

It would not be healed so well as alleged already.

I am not as old as trump, but I nicked my ear with scissors, and it took a month to disappear.

And I had less bleeding.

I did not use some fake bandage either.

Show threadRay JepsonAug 2, 2024
@Strandjunker we should check his emails for the bullet.
Show threadCorey TaylorAug 2, 2024
@Strandjunker it definitely wasn't a direct hit, otherwise he'd be missing a good chunk of the right side of his face, nevermind a bloody ear
Show thread@martlund 🌲🐶🇸🇪🇨🇱🌈Aug 2, 2024
@Strandjunker 🥳YAY!!!!!
Show threadmickymorseAug 2, 2024
@Strandjunker Felon45 comment about nobody being able to vote in four years should be seen as a fascist threat. It should be in media everyday.
Show threadMastodon MigrationAug 3, 2024

@Strandjunker

It's pretty amazing that such an impossible recovery is going without any corporate media mention at all.

Hard to imagine any better evidence that the corporate media is in the tank for Trump.

Show threadBreatheAug 3, 2024
@Strandjunker still no proof that it was not splatter from the nearby victims.
Show threadCosvakAug 3, 2024
@Strandjunker
Show threadpatcanfieldAug 3, 2024
@Strandjunker Trump was Missed by a bullet--it nicked his ear. Damn!
Show threadObsoleteAug 3, 2024

@Strandjunker
OK, this is the last time I’m going to explain this to everyone 😡

https://lor.sh/@SNerd/112881608943683093

Stanley Nerdlinger (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image Immaculate ear explained #memes #trump #trumpshooting

lor.sh
Show threadErleG Ⓜ️Aug 3, 2024

@Strandjunker

With the death of 1 and the serious injury and hospitalization of 2 others and all of the video and other evidence and witness and law enforcement testimony, it appears that you have a serious problem accepting reality!

Show threadonecaliberalAug 3, 2024
@Strandjunker I’m here for it!
Show threadaproitzAug 4, 2024

@Strandjunker

#Fake #Gunshot ? That goes a bit too far in #bending the #Truth. He just was damn #lucky. Sure it's #Food for #Conspiracy-#Theorists. #Smart #People should only rely on #Facts not on #Premises.

#magaidiotcult #trump #nomorerealdonald
#fcktrmp #fucktrump #trumpnevermore
#maga