polprog68kx86 ISO warning sticker
Wolf480pl@gorplop tbh the first one should be a much bigger warning than the latter two
Jon Gilbert@wolf480pl @gorplop I mean, really, they should have it presented two times, right?
xale
mirabilos@gorplop I’m glad some of my x86 boxen don’t have the first one.
Gödel Escher Spock🦿#IWantAStickerOfThat #IWantATShirtOfThat (let's see if the magic incantation works :-) )
nwf, Ph.D.
mxk
Limey_Tank
udo m. rader ☕ 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 🐧
Imikoy@[email protected] I'm sticking this on me, tnx
Ryan Makes, Dreamscaper@gorplop I want a sticker for all my computers that is a variant of the nuclear waste warning message system
@ryancoordinator This system is a message. Building this computer was important to us.
The danger is the software and it can kill.
The danger is the software and it can kill.
Cursed Silicon@ryancoordinator @gorplop None of the computers in my collection are places of honor
There are no highly esteemed deeds computed here
rj@gorplop now I just need to make one for "this machine impersonates itself//this machine contains multitudes//this machine may not exist" (virtualization)
Christopher Snowhill@gorplop Yeah, smarter architectures solved all these problems. Decades ago.
Alexander ShendiI think recent ARM CPUs also have all these features.
Dr. Sobek@gorplop Also applies to all Apple Silicon systems, and most machines with ARM A profiles.
However, the presumptive multitasking probably is OS related, I don't think x86 mandates pre-emptive multitasking at all.
@Sobex no, preemptiveness is mostly CPU agnostic, as long as you have an interrupt controller you can make a preemptive OS
Alice Averlong🏳️⚧️@gorplop needs a "warning! This CPU still supports real mode! You don't want to ever be in real mode! Two pointers can have different values and point to the same ram! The A20 line makes it so you can only see every other megabyte of ram!"
John Francis
Atomic Fox"Raptor Lake"? That sounds bad, somehow.
Chris Bohn
Kevin Karhan 
Indronil Banerjee
Job@gorplop I would actually like to put those on my laptop, hahaha
sebsauvage@gorplop
Somehow it reminds me of junior devs who complain that a SELECT in the database with no "ORDER" does not give rows in the order they were inserted.
Somehow it reminds me of junior devs who complain that a SELECT in the database with no "ORDER" does not give rows in the order they were inserted.
FCLC@gorplop NEEEEEED
Antony@gorplop I love it. Unsure if blue is the right colour for speculative execution... Can't decide if I like the understated-ness of the problem or it should be something else.
Mans R@gorplop "Hype®-threading enabled. Safety not guaranteed."
[GARLIC] Lunya 
🧄@[email protected] i need to put that on my laptop
Chloé Raccoon@gorplop @TundraWolf Need another "Caution: this device might be running windows"
Jesse 
@[email protected] ARM also has this 😞
Jeff
Григорий Клюшниковtbh all of this applies to my ARM Mac as well
aeva@gorplop I love the speculative execution icon even though it's just a diagram of a regular branch. makes it look cool though
enmodo ⚛️ 🧬 🇺🇦 🍉@gorplop now it should say "This machine contains AI" or "Beware of the AI!"
Who Let The Dogs Out 🐾@gorplop This machine is equipped with speculative execution cores.
Preemptive Multitasking.
Execution context may be switched at any time, process timing and memory location are subject to arbitrary change.
Virtual memory system.
Sequential memory locations are not guaranteed to be contiguous memory. Address access times and data alignment rules may differ per page.
Umur Gedik@gorplop nice ones! But I think they are not specific to x86.