@sue This is true, but I’m glad we keep it secret so we don’t scare people

@sue We called ourselves "Web Masters" and "Web Mistresses", but often left off the redundant "of the Dark Arts" bit.

@sue @lowqualityfacts
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@sue gathering all the necessary spiderwebs under full moonlight wasn't easy, which is why we now have server farms to automate the process.

@sue is this also the reason for email mailer daemons?

@sue I called my networking-genius spouse a Techno Mage the other day. He was tickled.

@sue @shofutex it is known

@sue have you realized the fediverse symbol is a pentagram?

@sue they're called "websites" because that's where the witches store their cobwebs

@sue I approve this message:

@sue but Hex wasn't build by witches, but by Ponder Stibbons and some student Wizards in the High Energy Magic building?

@sue web stands for witch-enabled bytes

@sue So, every crash is actually a spell gone wrong? 😯

@sue Yes... Uh... The FIRST websites *cough*

@sue As a german speaking person, I highly appreciate that joke. Well done.

@sue Not seeing the lie...

@sue porn witches, that’s very true!