Martin Schröder
SwiftOnSecurityHenry – I'm sorry to cut you off but we're going live to CrowdStrike headquarters, where they are demonstrating a new process for testing product updates.
Uh, oh, customers are now reporting a blue screen in their eyes.
Matt MadduxMe Immediately Googling: “How deploy CrowdStrike DemonCore with Intune”
cameronbosch 
@SwiftOnSecurity https://youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc says it all! 😂
circuit_cat@SwiftOnSecurity Why does my DNS taste fuzzy?
Preston@SwiftOnSecurity you joke, but you can’t get infected with malware if you can’t boot your computer
Graham Sutherland / Polynomial@SwiftOnSecurity from now on I will be referring to it as a BugCherenkov
Michael Gemar@gsuberland @SwiftOnSecurity The Cherenkov Screen of Death?
Martin Hamilton@SwiftOnSecurity I have the perfect gift for the #CrowdStrike intern... (screwdriver not included) https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1270013702/glowing-led-demon-core-lamp-model
keen456
keen456@SwiftOnSecurity Good ole demon core joined by kernel dump!
@SwiftOnSecurity Just seeing that photo gives me the heebies _and_ the jeebies.
They had to drop all metal right where they were standing, so folks could come in and measure distances. Then Feynman did the math (using teams of women with mechanical calculators) to estimate the dosage they received.
We lost a lot of US brainpower that day.