Mastodawn

when my grandkids ask me what it was like to be alive in the 2020s I’m going to get up and leave the house and quietly walk into the mist

@VeryBadLlama
"Well, it turns out I had to have rocks in my head to have children at all"
[yes, had three, thanks]

Wish I could have had grandkids...

@VeryBadLlama 😆 👍 👍

When my grandkids ask me that I’ll be like “who are you? How do you exist? I had no kids! How did you get in here?”

@VeryBadLlama it could be worse later on

It is looking rather bleak

@VeryBadLlama Fortunately, I'll be able to take a deep breath and say, "let me tell you about a magical time called 'the 80's'."

@VeryBadLlama You're gonna need a bigger mist...

@VeryBadLlama Remember the old, and now horribly outdated, joke?

History teacher: OK class, we've finished 2015, next week we start on 2017.

Kid: Miss, what about 2016?

Teacher (in hushed voice): We don't talk about 2016.

@VeryBadLlama you mean "leave the cave and walk into the wasteland ”
Right?

@VeryBadLlama Can I walk into the mist NOW?