I go into my kitchen and I look at my fridge, whose job is to move heat outside of itself into the room. Centimetres to the right of it is the oven, whose job is to make heat, and we don't like using it in the summer because its whole thing is making heat. Further right is the AC vent, which is connected to a furnace downstairs, which is connected to a big fan outside which blows my heat into the neighbourhood for a few minutes each morning to dry out the air and make it tolerable with a fan. Right next to the furnace, within a metre of it, is the hot water tank, which is another inside-out fridge that takes heat from the basement and puts it into my shower water.

None of these machines are connected together in any way at all

Like, what are we doing here. What are we doing as a species.

Like, come on, we're clever, we can figure this out.

Running pipes and hoses all through our walls to each appliance so it can send its waste heat back to the water tank? Sounds like a PITA but what with the new plumbing ways, home-run pex and all, no 90-degree joints to fail, it's more do-able now than before.

What about those fridge coils next to the oven? They're probably the easiest, they're right there

The water heater and the AC being divorced from each other is some heckin nonsense tho

My furnace fan only turns one way. The system can't flip flaps by itself. It doesn't have any way to hear if the water heater ask for some of the heat elsewhere in the house. My basement is SO CHILLY and my attic is SO HOT

My ceiling fan is cooling me down and making it absolutely fine for me to be at 28 degrees, but it's doing that by dumping 40 watts of heat into the room, and can my ceiling fan tell when I'm nearby? Can it bollocks, if I leave the room then it keeps exhausting 40w for blowing onto dead surfaces that can't sweat
Moving the heat through fluid would be better than moving it through the air, but we're not even trying to move it through the air, what the heck

I had some ideas and I looked on amazon to see if my idea could already be purchased and apparently my idea of a smart fan is very different from capital's idea of a smart fan

Me: 🦝 a smart fan is one that turns itself off when it's not pointed at a person

🦝 also it'd be neat if all the various fans around my house could coordinate with each other to move hot air to where it's either useful or not actively harmful

Capital: 🐷 a smart fan is one where you say "Hey Alexa, turn on this fan" rather than pressing the button

🦝 obviously a smart fan would need a big SPDT switch so it could be toggled back to hardwired Just A Fan mode

🐷 obviously a smart fan could have no buttons or switches and just a bunch of shitty capacitive sensors because they're so much cheaper

The angel on my left shoulder: 👼 If we put electronics in a fan then that means a power supply, and capacitors fail

The trash-fingered raccoon technician on my right shoulder: 🦝 There are fans that run off a drill battery

👼 DC motor, 🦝, brushes also fail

🦝 Brushless DC motors are also a thing

👼 Ah yes, reinventing the AC induction motor, rock-solid reliable basic tech for over a century, by involving a, what was it, a COMPUTER, yes,

🦝 Alright there are some things to think about, but the answers could save people a lot of money, not to mention the emissions versus air conditioning

👼 But for how long, 🦝? A basic fan will last as long as its owner, how long will your brushless DC computer fan keep going? Will it fail just outside of the warranty?

🐷 pardon me, gentlemen, I couldn't help but overhear...

🦝 Could we simply power the Smart Bit off some rechargeable double-A's? That'd go for a few months at a time no problem, right?

👼 You want people to go rummaging through their drawers and lever the crusties out of their Discmans so they can power a web server bolted onto an old desk fan they found in the trash

🦝 Look at me. I'm a raccoon. Of COURSE I want to

Haha oh no the software men have found my thread

Bless you, computers mans, for giving me such wonderful advice

🦝 *makes a post mentioning not one, not two, but THREE heat pumps*
🐰🐩🐁🦅 HAVE YE HEARD O' HEAT PUMPS THERE OUR DAN
🎤🐰 And now, a word from our sponsors. New fridge time? Forget the competition! OUR fridge-freezers are powered by heat pumps,
You made a what? A heat pump? You fucked up a perfectly good fridge, is what you did. Look at it, it's inside out
@ifixcoinops Has anyone made the “cold pump” joke yet?
@futzle @ifixcoinops Subsidising heat pumps in NZ (to encourage insulation and winter power savings) had the side effect of increasing power usage in summer. Lots of Aucklanders dealing with the humidity!
@ErrolNZ @futzle @ifixcoinops How does that work?
@eviloatmeal @futzle @ifixcoinops Setting the heat pump to 'cool'. Previously domestic aircon units were rare.
@ErrolNZ @futzle @ifixcoinops I mean how does the insulation help reduce power consumption in winter by keeping heat in, while not keeping heat out in the summer? I would have thought that more insulation means equally less energy spent on heating or cooling, with a slower time for the temperature to equalize to the outside temperature.
@eviloatmeal @futzle @ifixcoinops Previously there was no actual cooling method fitted, standing fans don't really count. Make a cooling and de-humidifying (maritime temperate climate) device available, people use it.
And often the extra insulation needed to get the heat pump subsidy meant fitting underfloor insulation, most homes had ceiling insulation already. Wall/window insulation optional.
@ErrolNZ @futzle @ifixcoinops I see. But at least that improved quality of life, I assume.
@eviloatmeal @futzle @ifixcoinops That was the intent, NZ homes are under-heated.
Jevons paradox - Wikipedia

@kirk @futzle @ifixcoinops Sort of. Heating costs may have increased, but homes being warmer was a desired outcome. But the tech gave a new option, which was utilised.
@ifixcoinops I have a hot water heater pump unit that makes its little room cold, and a wine closet chiller in the attic above where it’s hot. I’m going to duct the input to the chiller to get cold air from the water heat pump and duct the input for the heat pump up into the attic to get warm air. Hopefully the heating and cooling will all end up being more efficient…
@ifixcoinops hahahaha my brain went: so a fridge is a 'peat hump'?
@ifixcoinops I've been on the internet for a minute and therefore I would just like to celebrate you on this, which is one of the most epic and well deserved rants I have read, lo these many years

@ifixcoinops

🎤🦦 that's an interesting use of the phrase "powered by"

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I'm proud of myself that I resisted mentioning that 😅
@ifixcoinops this is a brand new sea shanty phenomenon
@ifixcoinops what is with people talking about heat pumps like they're a 'revolutionary' new tech invented today
@ifixcoinops look, you can't do *your* complex failure prone thing, you have to do *my* complex failure prone thing!
@ifixcoinops I have a plan to hook up presence detectors in rooms so that I could automate things like lights and fans with some cheapo smart plugs. Alas my simple plan to do it based off bluetooth tracking of phones was foiled by my partner's inability to ever carry her phone with her, and I haven't gotten around to investigating which room presence detectors work locally with no cloud bollocks nailed onto the side.
@ifixcoinops drug store rechargeable AAs might be the most environmentally friendly option for things that need batteries at this point. Easy to source, easy to replace... I don't know what the realistic cycle life is or what horrible stuff it leaves behind in the soil though.

@ifixcoinops I read your thread, I loved it, and thought "I must follow this person!"

Then I realized I arrived at this thread because I'm already following you ,😄

@ifixcoinops Oh it's easy to solve; you just need to put a fan in the fan, to cool the fan.
@ifixcoinops My experience is that the bearings are always the first thing to fail in a brushless fan (thinking here mainly of PC cooling fans). Not in the sense that it no longer works, but in the sense that it makes such an unholy racket I can't put up with it. Wouldn't the same thing happen to an AC induction fan? Or do they just use shitty bearings in most PC cooling fans?

@whimsy so I've seen a 70's-era score motor motor fail one (1) time

Damn things just, keep going

@ifixcoinops capsense? Nah, that would be too user friendly. Just bluetooth and an app. And a single blue LED so bright it's half the power budget and can set light to bits of nearby paper.
@ifixcoinops I like your idea WAY better.
@ifixcoinops Probably 30 years ago Bill Gates’ house (on Seattle’s Lake Union, I think) was set so that each room would sense a person’s approach/presence and then turn on lights, audio etc. Your idea should be easily doable.

@SonofaGeorge @ifixcoinops (Lake Washington)

And yes, smart-home stuff does this easily with motion or heat sensors. My pantry light is motion controlled, as are the lights in the spouse's home office (though if he's just vegging in the comfy chair instead of working, it sometimes thinks the room has become devoid of humans and switches off. Ha.)

Instant water heaters are also nice, though expensive.

@textualdeviance @ifixcoinops Lots of offices’ lights are motion controlled after, say, 5:00. If you work late you have to get up every half hour or so and wave your arms around. Probably very healthy, come to think of it. Maybe do that all day?
@ifixcoinops I reckon you might be able to do something with #Dyson fans (or any with temperature sensors and an HA integration) and some complicated #HomeAssistant routines!
@ifixcoinops I mean ZigBee enabled fans and presence sensors can be hacked together to turn off when no one's around. Yes, it adds complexity, but could still improve power and heat efficiency
@ifixcoinops Daikin has a few aircon units that actively avoid blasting cold air at people, and reduce cooling if the room is empty.
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Home assistant + mmWave presence sensor. Although, in a well designed central air system, ceiling fans should be on constantly to help mix the rooms air (to lessen thermal stratification).

@ifixcoinops this is in my home automation sketches: doors with 120mm fans and temperature sensors on each side.

It began with putting servers in a closet and needing to vent the heat, then thinking about venting that to the attic or crawl space instead in the summer, then "why not just smart-blowers everywhere?"

"Smart" should mean we don't have to think about it. A "smart thermostat" is one we can completely ignore until it fails after 30+ years.

@ifixcoinops I do in fact have a fan that does this! It even has louvers that let it aim the air directly at me if I move around the room. Unfortunately, it’s not a standalone fan, it’s part of…my heat pump system. *clicks button incrementing the counter under “heat pump mention”*