The promise versus the reality - the Facebook comma
@Privacymatters you are welcome to Linux and deGoogled Android 🤗

@Privacymatters

I love:

"We value your Privacy"

What they don't say is they value it at about $50 in revenue per person.

@Privacymatters the comma is silent, so they take it away and we don’t notice.
@Privacymatters "We take your privacy seriously" or "we value your privacy" play in the same league as "I'm not a racist": whatever is being said after that, can only be extremely stupid.

@Privacymatters https://youtu.be/yhfZIUYZunI

"Works on contingency?"

"No, money down!"

Lionel Hutz

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@Privacymatters
My favorite is "we value your privacy"

I assume that value is at market rates 🥹

@Privacymatters @falcennial
It is the perfect phrase for them. They do indeed take our privacy very seriously. It’s worth a lot to them when they sell it.

They don’t say anything else but it sounds like they respect your privacy.