I am not a particularly peaceful person but I do like to conserve my energy, which is why I don’t bother to personally hate most criminals—I tend to think they’re policy failures.

But this guy? The guy that ransomwared the Seattle Public Library and apparently has individually stolen employee personal data? Fuck this guy. I _hate_ this guy. I would expend unnecessary energy to ensure he has a bad day.

@Tarah I hope whoever this is stubs their toe on every table and corner, bites their cheek every time they eat, and whose water is harder than the great salt lake.
@indrora I hope the middle of their back starts to itch every time they almost fall asleep. I hope that no matter how many times they flip over the USB it never goes in the slot.
@Tarah I curse them with all their USB ports being the connector for Apple's "totally not a usb extension cable"