Elizabeth R
Janel Comeaustrange women lying in ponds distributing swords actually sounds like a pretty decent alternative right now
Neia masks@VeryBadLlama Where do I sign up to be a watery bint?
Lowlife's inane ramblings 🦜☠@neia @VeryBadLlama do you weigh the same as a duck?
@VeryBadLlama as a fellow subject of His Majesty, I concur. Wanting to be his wife's tampon sounds rather sane in comparison.
Jessica 
🇺🇦 🇵🇸 ✡️@VeryBadLlama "I thought we were an autonomous collective." "You're fooling yourself!"
@jewishreader @VeryBadLlama Calm down, Dennis!
Dan W@VeryBadLlama @timrichards
While not a matriarchy, a leader who is elected exclusively by the feminine vote sounds pretty good; even if it only one vote.
While not a matriarchy, a leader who is elected exclusively by the feminine vote sounds pretty good; even if it only one vote.
Ada@VeryBadLlama Fuck yes. Swords are cool as heck.
StarkRG
Comrade elronxenu@VeryBadLlama Whoso pulleth out this sword from this stone and anvil
is the trueborn king
of all Britain.
is the trueborn king
of all Britain.
Court Cantrell does not comply@VeryBadLlama I have a shirt saying that, together with "2020." I've worn it habitually ever since.
WhichOne'sPink 🇫🇮@VeryBadLlama I see this toot around every fortnight now. 🙄
😀🚲@NickSchwanck make it stop
TransitBiker@VeryBadLlama Moist politics. A damp idea indeed.
Vladimir Hristov
Kern@VeryBadLlama give her a chance!!!
Zorro Notorious MEB 🪷🪷🪷
Justin Good 
Final Round Player 😷🇪🇺🍸I'd vote for "Watery Bint" if she was standing. I'll have to make do with Viv Rook and the 4Star Party. She's the best.
Richard RatheDidn’t Monty Python say something about not accepting swords from “watery tarts”? 😉
I found the exact quote...
"Strange women lyin’ in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
"Well you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!" 😂 💕
Stoneface Vimes@VeryBadLlama oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm bein' repressed!
A Tattered Scrapbook@VeryBadLlama I seem to remember it didn’t end very well, though…
Roth Child@VeryBadLlama Farcical aquatic ceremonies are where it's at.
Jennifer@VeryBadLlama I'm 100% for this in the US too. Send the sword over here when you're done with it.
Slyence@VeryBadLlama this is how bernie can still win
paul'Tis the season to get choppy
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to get choppy
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa-la-la, fa-la-la, la-la-la
Troll the ancient Allied carol
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
https://newengland.com/yankee/magazine/troll-the-ancient-yuletide-carol/
David Bramian@VeryBadLlama drain the pond!
Magical Cat@VeryBadLlama
I hope a bit of literal understanding of this situation will not offend you.
Today context sounds like more and more problems humanity encounters need #magic solutions, really.
Let it be "how to transform all authoritarian politicians into toads" or "how to send to hell a 'legally non-destructible' dictator" to "how to make abortion in Alabama using only own willpower".
I hope a bit of literal understanding of this situation will not offend you.
Today context sounds like more and more problems humanity encounters need #magic solutions, really.
Let it be "how to transform all authoritarian politicians into toads" or "how to send to hell a 'legally non-destructible' dictator" to "how to make abortion in Alabama using only own willpower".
zombywoof