Upon learning that the #Oklahoma Superintendent of Schools intended to put bibles in every classroom to be used as text books, #JimWright quipped:

"Good Morning, Children. Please open your Bibles to Ezekiel 23:19-21.
"Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”
Your assignment is to ask your parents to help you write a 500 word essay on what you think that means. Illustrations optional."
@KeithDJohnson this reminds me of a card game...
https://www.agameforgoodchristians.com/
like cards against humanity only with bible quotes...
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