What I wouldn’t give to just be whelmed.
I'd give anything to be a minimalist.
This is just a joke. I’m definitely a minimalist. This is what my apartment looks like and I’m low-key upset about the "clutter" that is my tower fan, but it's hot and I don't have air conditioning so I’m DEALING with it.

@Alice

My eyesight isn't amazing and with the configuration of the laptop and red table, it looked for a moment like you had a delightful indoor slide

@TheBreadmonkey Well, NOW I do. Thanks for the idea!

@Alice @TheBreadmonkey

1. your apartment is amazing
2. did you seriously buy a hot-dog bench and mustard chairs because I admire your commitment to the bit

@Alice @TheBreadmonkey

Top score.

Nothing beats the shrugdog