Alice McFlurry 
What I wouldn’t give to just be whelmed.
I'd give anything to be a minimalist.
I got rid of my Marie Kondo book because it didn't spark joy.
Willi@Alice impressive
Max Leibman@Alice You’re folding them too tightly! You’re causing them stress and joint pain!
@Alice (I feel the need to clarify that I’m mocking what Kondo said about why you shouldn’t ball up socks. I don’t actually have a problem with your folding.)
syn@Alice fellow Konmari enjoyer :)
Lauren Ipsum@Alice Wow, that’s beautiful!
Jason Broccardo@Alice Belle and who? Who? Why are you leaving us in the lurch like this?
@zoocoup It's in the alt-text!
Orb 2069It's okay, she had a kid, got some therapy and learned to unclench.
... And we're probably all the worse for it.
oscarfalconOh I like this way of arranging them in a drawer.
Dr. Ward has moved
Codhisattva@Alice did that make a whoosh sound as the vortex collapsed?
The Turtle@Alice can it spark a campfire or something else useful?
Ms. Que Banh@Alice I regifted the copy I got by putting it into my little free library. Never even opened it. I wasn't interested.
Mr Mountain Berlin@Alice Marie Kondo rn
Shmock@Alice oh that is brilliant, thank you for the laugh!
David Mooney@Alice I'm keeping mine in a pile along with all my other decluttering books.
Chris Morgan@Alice and, somewhat ironically, she gave up on that stuff too https://www.reddit.com/r/konmari/comments/10mn6nj/marie_kondo_says_shes_kind_of_given_up_tidying/