Anders
David Gerard
__Miguel_@davidgerard As someone who owns a Tesla, those guys are complete morons.
If you're THAT obsessed over something, you deserve to be made fun of until you break. And then some more for good measure.
It's a freaking car, not a Messiah!
Nathan@nanianmichaels @davidgerard how can you tell someone drives a tesla? Don't worry, they'll tell you! ;)
@nathanu
*slow clap* 😝 Good one.
I usually don't say anything about it unless asked.
This was an exception, because I wanted to really drive home the point of "don't wrap your identity around a thing".
@davidgerard
Chad McCullough@davidgerard Brilliant!
Esme Ciredutemps@davidgerard this is awesome. I will use that.
B.izMe@davidgerard this is the way.
Mister Moo 🐮@davidgerard My version of this is putting just the slightest edge in my voice when I say "Oh, you drive a Tesla?" I give it a little twist of pity (like saying 'you drive a Fiat' in the 1980s) and judgment (like saying 'you support David Duke' in the 1990s) that all adds up to a thinly veiled "I would never drive one of those" without being outwardly confrontational. Let's all do a little something to make driving a Tesla socially unacceptable.
Jonathan Hendry"Is that the new Sinclair?"
ChemicalTribe@davidgerard
It's funny because tesla charges thousands for anything other than the "default". Then they gave up with paint for the cyberturd.
@jwz
It's funny because tesla charges thousands for anything other than the "default". Then they gave up with paint for the cyberturd.
@jwz
⚡️ Kozmo Voted Blue ⚡️@davidgerard
The cybertruck opens all kinds of new opportunities of sarcasm
The cybertruck opens all kinds of new opportunities of sarcasm
Lindsey 🐲
Nicole ParsonsJoking is a common way to convey unpalatable truths, or mess with people's heads.
Dan 🦺 Deboer@davidgerard where the "things you can say to piss off men" guy, he needs to add this to the list
jonathankoren™@davidgerard “Prius” damn. That’s harder than “Camry”, which I’ve used.
@infosec_jcp 🐈🃏 done differentlySome other quotables...
" Oh, you drive the not a Lucid model? "
" Ah, I see you have fallen for the not a Rivian truck marketing. Huh. "
" Cool, so you got the new Electric Edsel? "
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edsel
" What's the difference between literally all trucks and the wankpanzer? You don't have to read the manual to find out the wankpanzer has a anti-hose mode. "
" Shame about the wankpanzer not covering Hosed Mode. Should of RTFM'd? "
Tom von AltenDid Nazi that comment coming back but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it's an election year so the ❄️'s get all charged up around this time of year. *sigh*
coldclimate@davidgerard im absolutely breaking out "I like your new Prius"
Muro deGrizeco
Ugh (“ugh”)@murodegrizeco @davidgerard Always laugh and point when you see a cybertruck. Normalize full-on scorn.
Robots can be gay deal with it@davidgerard "Is this the new Ford Raptor? I didn't know it came in brushed aluminum" to a cyber truck bro.