Mister Moo 🐮

@MisterMoo@mastodon.online
6 Followers
22 Following
1.9K Posts
I don’t want to brag but... I have like 20 followers 💅🐄.
From now on I'm muting anyone who posts about Trump without including his name as either a hashtag or putting it in the text of the post itself. It doesn't matter how funny or poignant you think the content is. If you don't respect peoples' legitimate wish to protect themselves from rage-bait, that's that.
I'm glad the phrase "a whopping" exists so I know a number is high.
Nintendo had better announce the Switch 2 or it'll get announced for them at this rate.
Dear Fedi Friends. Please properly tag and/or mention the ZuckeryMuskyTrumpy related posts, even when it's just a link or meme. Without that, we are unable to kick them out of our feeds with filters, and I'm so tired of seeing their smug faces pop up.
This joke was for no one.
If I’d been in the DS9 writers’ room I would have had a time travel episode where the crew goes back to about 1950 and gets mixed up with Jimmy Durante, who keeps asking Dax whether she’s “trilled about” things and gets a “trill” from them and so on.
Hello from Rogart. 7.30pm. Minus 9 degrees. Bright moon. Snow sparkling. (Knee deep in places). I followed fox tracks up the hill. Lights are on across the parish. Goodnight.
Hello from Rogart. 5pm. Minus 2 degrees. A run up the hill on a beautiful clear night. Too lovely not to go, (though I was wrapped up like a parcel). Following the Moon & Venus. Sparkling snow. Slippery over ice buried under powder. Only my footprints until I encountered the grouse tracks.
What gives? I thought these things happened in threes.