I am still surfing the wave of “omg #emfcamp was simply an amazing experience”

A friend’s response after hearing a fraction of what we got up to: “that’s incredible. How can you go back to your day to day life now? Isn’t it really boring in comparison?”

This is an excellent question, if a little terrifying to think about. I don’t have an answer. So I must conclude… the status quo is not enough: we need to make it our mission to make the real world more like EMF.

An installation which nicely sums up one part of what #emfcamp was like: the random midi keyboard left quite literally in a grassy field, vaguely facing null sector (where the party is at). There’s no sign. It just silently SCREAMS “play with me”. Turns out this keyboard controls the lasers which go out across the whole site! Deeply satisfying to play with.

We can make the world a little more like this. We can reward people for being curious.

If there’s any one thing I’m determined to bring more of to the real world, it is SIDE QUESTS. There were so many. Some were puzzles, others were treasure hunts. I still haven’t managed to find adequate words to capture that on saturday I didn’t feel like doing the “main story” and so instead spent a day quite literally walking around a field doing side quests. In real life. #emfcamp
For example, here is the start of one side quest #emfcamp

I quite enjoyed the gchqnet treasure hunt. We had to find the “hexpansion” chips that had been scattered around site. #emfcamp

Particular highlight was finding Dan, one of the organisers of this quest. After I chatted to him for a bit he said “now that you’ve met me, here’s a hidden hexpansion” and offers me a secret one from his pocket. Mindblowingly cool - I’ve only ever experienced something like this in a game.

We can make the world more like this. We can reward people for being curious.

(It’s important to clarify that when I say “gchq” I do not in fact mean the government entity, I mean the EMF village name inspired by some guys who discovered in the pub one day that the domain gchq.net was vacant and purchased it for a tenner. Delightful.) #emfcamp

All of these side quests demonstrated a really beautiful thing: literally everyone who was there brought something with them which contributed to the experiences of everyone else. Sometimes as humble as a random interaction which sparks an idea. This is really quite a beautiful thing.

Sometimes/often it’s easy to feel powerless: that our voices can’t change anything. But that’s not true: we can. We all can. #emfcamp

(Omg I’ve just realised this thread mentions gchq a bunch of times and I forgot to tag them! @GCHQNET #emfcamp)

@herdingdata No problem. As your local friendly non-government agency, we monitor communications for all staff and targets. 😜

(We’re following you on a couple of personal accounts)

@GCHQNET @herdingdata ... somehow the second bit sounds more sinister than the first!

@herdingdata Things like this work *great* in closed, trusting environments. You find them at sci-fi conventions (especially small ones, like Redemption) and bigger, weirder, events like Wasteland Weekend.

I could even see pulling off a lot of stuff in a semi-open environment, like maybe a uni campus at Fresher's week.

But to have stuff just out in the open in public, all it takes is one arsehole and the thing falls apart. So do you now guard all the elements? Needs a lot of people!

@herdingdata A long time ago - about 20 years ago, in fact, we did 'Edinburgh Duck Day', like maybe six to 10 people, I did a big bulk order of rubber ducks from a novelty supplier in the US that people pitched in for, and we hid rubber ducks around Edinburgh.

There was some concern about the need to clear up the next day, but it really wasn't needed. The duck we left on the heart of midlothian lasted maybe literally a minute before someone booted it into orbit. No chance of whimsy there.

@herdingdata That's not to say there's nothing to be done! Around the same time, BlueJacking was a thing, where you exploited the way that older phones would display BlueTooth contact exchange requests to essentially force a message onto someone's phone. We used to do this *a lot*. One time my wife sent "Someone Loves You" to a random on the bus, and overheard him calling everyone he knew to figure out who sent him this "anonymous text". That was definitely our best result at it!
@semanticist yeh you’re right. I definitely don’t have a good answer. I was impressed at how generally trustworthy the EMF crowd were. I can’t help but wonder: if there were more fun easter eggs to be found, could it sway some people to divert their effort from being am asshole into going in search for them…? Idk
@herdingdata I think no, not least because some people have no imagination. Others have no time and have been ground down. In the EMF/convention/Fresher's Week context one thing attendees generally have is a lot of flexible time. It's hard to go a wander through Greyfriar's to find the secret wossname if you've only got 30 minutes for lunch, or worse, are late for work, or picking up your kids, or...
@semanticist ok I see where you’re coming from but can I offer a little counterpoint: pokemon go was pretty successful for a little while. I could barely grab a sandwich without hearing colleagues chat about it excitedly and make plans to go find more

@herdingdata I think you need to adapt to the reality of the situation to make stuff work.

Signs in local shops with QR codes that lead to an app that gives location-based instructions. Did you know that you can make a slightly illegal AM radio out of a RaspberryPi + a long piece of wire, and then make your own numbers station with a <50m range (or use a car-FM-radio adapter)? An ESP32 can do similar with wifi.

I'd forgotten how much semi-planning I'd done for this sort of thing in the past!

@semanticist @herdingdata Right. Enshittification...
BUT I think Cory Doctorow who coined that term would say that when it enshittifies, people break off and make a new thing. Side quests of their own. We can learn to build community.
@semanticist @herdingdata(and/or this brings Roberts Rules of Order to mind. Our swim league thrived but in a large part because with those rules at meetings, the arses ... only had N minutes.)
@geonz @herdingdata Actually I don’t think that is enshittification - at least as far as I understand how Doctorow used it. Enshittification is the process where in a capitalist society products get steadily worse because their owners have to show revenue/profit growth year on year. The sort of ‘spoiler’ I’m talking about can be a rogue agent who is just mean, or uncaring. See my later example about ‘Duck Day’.
@semanticist @herdingdata I think it's in the same genus. They don't even have to be rogue, just having THEIR AGENDA thank you IT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT. So many energetic groups end up with infighting.
@geonz @herdingdata I just find enshittification a bit overused these days, almost to the point of losing its core, anti capitalist, meaning. :) It’s not just a shorthand for ‘anything that gets worse’.
@semanticist @herdingdata Good point. It is a predictable process and worthy of following up "and this is why we need more regulation and less monopolization..."
@geonz @herdingdata I do agree that there’s ways to work around that, but it means doing different things and creating different kinds of experiences. The side quests that work out in the wild will feel different to what you can get away with at EMF or Wasteland Weekend.
@herdingdata "for rectal use ONLY" 😬
@heinragas this was a running joke! Though I did not manage to find the perpetrator to tell them how much it made me chucke

@herdingdata @heinragas Haha excellent! I’ll take credit for supply, but the application was courtesy of some of my fellow villagers…!

I confess I was slightly concerned that they might be inappropriate given the presence of children, but I think they’re not *intrinsically* offensive, and will either fly past them, or not be materially ruder than “lol bums” or other things they might come across day to day

(Wait I just saw the pink one - that wasn’t one of mine!!)

@doismellburning @herdingdata So you're a trendsetter and others have picked it up? Can't wait for this to become a trend outside of the festival!
@herdingdata Why would you solve it when you could buy the perp a beer instead? :P
@herdingdata The Potato. Our youngest member (13yo) kept appearing with The Potato, or trying to get us to help him steal The Potato. I still do not understand what was going on
@pikesley I am told that Milliways tried to turn it into mash! I sent the owners of the potato a can of beans through sneakernet because I thought it might be a nice accompaniment 😃
@herdingdata Thanks to @yagfox for #EMFCamp laser goodness 
@m @herdingdata Thank you, glad you enjoyed them! :)
@herdingdata i have also been telling people about this when they ask me what EMF is
@herdingdata Glad you liked it, sorry about the lack of sign, I only thought to add the keyboard a day before the event! We did add some lights to help people find it! :)
@yagfox the lack of sign was the best bit! Curious minds were rewarded!
@herdingdata The lasers on the lake were also without sign, as I didn't finish my submission application as I ran out of time, so just did the installation anyway! 🤣
@herdingdata B flat was absolutely the best key, I discovered
@sophiegarrett what happened when you played B flat? I was a bit hypnotised by the lasers to be looking at which notes I was playing
@herdingdata It was just a particularly pleasing laser pattern! 😅
@herdingdata I was chatting to a kid who had their 18th birthday on the Sunday who posited that maybe one day EMF would go away not because it had died but because the whole world would already be that and it would no longer be needed. I think I’m a little too jaded to truly believe that but I would be so happy if that happened.

@herdingdata

"It's a strange world, lets keep it that way." - Elijah Snow.

@herdingdata Every time I try and explain it to people I usually get a "what the fuck?"
@herdingdata fewer radioactive sources, maybe
@herdingdata We build EMF as the world we want to live in. My hope has always been that people take some of it away with them.
@jonty @herdingdata not taking stuff away physically though !
@jonty @herdingdata It's a fabulous plan. Doing my best.

@jonty

@herdingdata

Yes. Always.

It's hard to talk about Temporary Autonomous Zones these days (b/c Hakim Bey, etc) but like that.

@herdingdata

"we need to make it our mission to make the real world more like EMF"

this has very much been my approach to life since EMFcamp