How to enrage two fandoms at once. (My latest purchase.)

https://lemmy.world/post/15980205

How to enrage two fandoms at once. (My latest purchase.) - Lemmy.World

I bet you couldn’t tell we have pets.

Without a pet-tax image I’m not sure I can upvote.

Charlie (extremely stupid) and Ghost (slightly less extremely stupid). It looks like they are friends. They are not. Well… Charlie likes Ghost, it’s just not reciprocated.

They sound like the Star Trek / Star Wars fandoms.

Regardless, they both look like good friends to have.

May they live long and prosper and may the force be with them.

Their cuteness makes up for the (alledged) stupidity in my opinion. The hair struggle is real.
The only reason we keep them around is because they’re cute. Ghost is mean and hates everyone and everything but us and has also brought dead animals or sometimes dead half-animals through the dog door- she won’t let us have them sometimes either, but the worst was waking up to the back half of a rabbit and blood all over the floor. Meanwhile, Charlie wants endless pets and if you stop, he’ll scratch you over and over until you do it again. I try to stop him from doing it to my face, but he’s gotten my eye a couple of times and somehow not ripped it out. He also bites my daughter at random. Not hard, but he bites her. Then he wants her to pet him again. But at least he’s stopped pooping in the living room.
With those descriptions, now they really sound like the Star Wars / Star Trek fandoms
Which one is the rabbit murderer that hates everyone and everything?

Ghost is definitely Star Wars … don’t give them a light saber or a Death Star

Charlie is definitely Star Trek because he wants everyone to like them … to the point of scratching your eyes out

But Charlie is the stupider one!

I didn’t say that either of them were smart … and I should know because I like both Star Trek and Star Wars

Ghost will Force Choke you and Charlie will Mind Meld with you for a cookie … but it still doesn’t mean they are that bright

Okay, but does Star Trek spend a year pooping in the living room every time you forget to close it off?
Wow, they are lucky to be this cute. They sound like more than a hand full!
Well, no major health problems, no strangers (or even friends) attacked, and since we have a dog door, they get lots of exercise, so overall they’re not as big a handful as they sound. But they do annoy us.

The weirdest thing just happened.

I noticed, that Charlie looks an awful lot like my dog, Bane.

So I dig through some photos to find a picture of him - and the first one I find is one with him and me - wearing a Star Wars shirt.

So I have to ask: Are you my evil twin or am I yours? :-P

Bane is a cute doggie, but looks a bit bigger (Charlie is only 14 pounds) and Charlie also has one “broken” ear that won’t stand up.
Sounds like American democracy … you need democracy and we’ll destroy your country and kill your people until you get it.

We want you to be free, so will kill everyone until you are free. Then if you make a “freedom choice” we don’t like, we’ll force more freedom on you until we are satisfied

As a fan of both, and of ironic t-shirts, you would immediately pique my interest for a conversation.

Something, something Dave Filoni…something something Mike McMahan…

Bah. It’s no fun wearing a shirt like this if you don’t get angry stares.
I would give you the Vulcan hands and say “May the Force be with you”.

https://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/star-trek/

I personally own this bad boy :)

T-Shirt Hell :: STAR TREK

Star Trek

That website is like wandering around Spencer’s Gifts circa 2001
I have never gotten the desire to enrage people like this.
I don’t actually think I’ll enrage anyone.
It’s just a silly joke that makes people smile, that’s all
I like the one better where there is a picture of Patrick Stewart with the caption “use the force, Harry - Gandalf”, 4 in 1
Is this the Star Trek Wars?
No, it’s the Star Wars trek, a vast migration of Star Wars fans.
Dan of the Game Grumps wore a similarly provocative shirt on the most recent episode of The Grumps.
A long time ago in a galaxy very close.
You know, funnily enough, I don’t think there’s actually too much crossover in the two fan bases.
I don’t think that’s true at all. I think that, especially if you’re in your 30s, 40s and 50s, you probably spent a lot of time watching both.
In my experience, people who like one popular nerdy thing are likely to like other popular nerdy things as well.
Eh, this won’t enrage either side. Hence not a single comment upset.
Nice Red Dwarf shirt
Needs a few curry stains for that!
Microfiber lint roller. You’ll use it so much you need a holster.
There’s no point. The second all the hair is removed, more hair gets on it.
It should say Star Trak