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Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance

we’re actually very liberal

What maniac hangs out around the house in a goddamn suit and tie?

Where are the bed sheets?

Also, where are the family photos? Framed art? Kid drawings?

the kids have to thunderdome it out for recognition, and then they have to pay for the photos with their own money that they earned in their weekend jobs (you know, the ones they get to do after their homejobs all week). just like in a perfectly normal family!
The children yearn for the mines
absolutely staggered me when I found out that post was unironic
Ya, I looked up that guys feed and it was all frog posting. Like literally 50% frogs and 50% white woman sieg hieling
I didn’t know it wasn’t ironic until this comment

Edit3: I’ve never seen a three-piece suit with dungarees. It’s the mullet of suits: business on the top, party on the bottom.

I came here the other day to post this. Just bizarre.

Also knee-high boots in the living room while playing with her kids.
Mr Burns (seated) and Smithers.
You are out for blood this morning

you would never see a scene like this in a Nazi household

Reaching through my screen into this photo so I can pull out the rifle and shoot myself

Who thought it would be a good idea to keep that in a household with 3 kids under 5. Is it just so they can flash it at Republicans and win primary votes??

note non-fiction Chekhov’s gun on the mantel
complete with the least stable-looking, most crooked display stand I’ve ever seen
it kinda looks like turkish over/under, not very patrotic of them (cheapest in category)

ok so this is driving me crazy

am I weird for thinking the circle of candles in the fireplace (in a house that’s allegedly unbearably cold) is weird?

is this… are these motherfuckers roleplaying a dril tweet

It’s weird, but it’s normal weird. It’s the kind of thing you see in design magazines and pinterest and the spruce. I don’t know if actual rich people do it but it’s definitely fairly normal middlebrow home decor.

(A lot of fireplaces in older US buildings are vestigial, often blocked up, and are inefficient at heating.)

24 Ideas for Displaying Candles in Your Fireplace

If you're looking to fill a fireplace with candles but aren't sure how to style them, these tips are sure to help you arrange your space.

The Spruce
The prose on that The Spruce link makes me hate the concepts of design, aesthetics, and houses.
“24 Ideas for Putting Candles in a Fireplace” sounds like a McSweeney’s headline.
it’s also definitely the sort of shit you see in some midmarket airbnb’s (because it’s in design magazines)
Fuck this hyperreal composition. Dalí is spinning in his grave.
getting a high reading of Chekov particles emitting from the top center of this picture

whoop dunno how that got in there

my husband and I are just trying to repopulate the world

That guy sits like he’s allergic to the back of chairs.
Something something poker up his backside.

Serious business about serious stuff.

When I played dress up in my grandparents ancient clothes, it was the posture I would take so people would take me seriously. But I have changed a lot since last week.

He looks like a dog that’s just been shown a treat.

@maol @sneerclub

You can’t see it but he has a biscuit balanced on his nose.

It’s like mirror universe Niles and Maris
Both of them require glasses. I guess the master race has astigmatism.
as well as boot nazis and tie nazis, I propose a third classification: horrible locker-friendly dweebs like this
This photo has a very familiar vibe.
Can someone please help me understand?
America’s premier pronatalists on having ‘tons of kids’ to save the world: ‘There are going to be countries of old people starving to death’ - awful.systems

The highlight for me is coming up with some weird pseudoscience justification for why it’s okay to hit your kids.

So these two are cosplaying as humans?
Two self described Neo-Alt-Conservatives who claim that white people need to populate more rather than allow immigrants from Africa.
That’s a lot of words to avoid saying “shitty nazis”, hope you didn’t sprain something

???

They’re pieces of shit regardless of which words I didn’t call them. You think my informing you of their racist ideology was an endorsement or something? Careful with those mental gymnastics, you’ll hurt yourself.

“self-described” without a description of your own, “neo-alt-conservatives” with no/floating definition, and “who claim” without counter

you literally just made a loose collection of statements, in what could plausibly be interpreted (and then expounded on) in a completely new/different way entirely depending on how your message was received. and if you did even the slightest bit of fucking reading you wouldn’t even be trying to claim that you’re informing me of anything. but thanks for trying

like literally whether you meant to or not, you made an extremely swing-able post, and that’s all I’m calling you out on
You replied to yourself, btw.
If you needed me to tell you they were bad people after telling you what they believe, then you’re not really worth the energy to be perfectly frank. They are literally racial supremacists trying to fuck the planet over by supporting population growth in a time of widespread inequality and war. You don’t need me to go through the thesaurus of insults to understand how bad they are. You’re an adult, you should be able to piece this grand puzzle together on your own.
nah, read fine as Nazi to me
we're not Nazis btw - awful.systems

Gee, I wonder what about the time period from 2015 to 2020 would have prompted the transformation from “occasional youtuber who goofily wears fascinators and cute nerdy graphic tees” to “hugo boss chic”. Must have just been her own changing tastes, couldn’t possibly be related to anything else.

The video title “A Pragmatist’s Take on Small Talk” would be much better if it were William James giving advice on navigating the social niceties. Step 1: this hat.

Pragmatism, by William James

The middle picture looks very much like a young lesbian couple.

Not that there’s anything wrong with lesbian couples of any age. It’s just with this pair it’s… odd.

Goals ngl
To find a partner and start a family? Or to dress so that people make fun of you online?