now that's what I call fashtech, vol. 1 - awful.systems
(adapted from a series of mastodon posts
[https://mas.to/@zzt/115272477801664683] that somewhat blew up, so the format’s
going to be weird) why not embrace fashtech! they’ve got: - terrible
Fisher-Price CSS - the most toxic part of the Wayland ecosystem, and that’s
saying something - the worst part of the X11 ecosystem, and that’s saying
something - suckless tools and they all fucking suck - corporate control over
the packages you wrote, for your own protection - distributed functional
programming that doesn’t function or distribute - a non-working web browser
moving to a proprietary language that only supports macs, which appears to exist
purely to divert funding away from Servo (for anyone posting to tell me Swift
technically isn’t proprietary, here’s how that’s going
[https://mas.to/@zzt/115299116586423052]) - a working chromium fork whose only
business purpose is to push slop extruders and a scam cryptocurrency - a web
browser which runs single-process so that if a single website freezes or crashes
then the entire session freezes or crashes (credit: 2something
[https://transfem.social/notes/ad7lla3cb30y0gc0]) - “diverse sponsorship” but
it’s all MilTech companies; you’re surrounded by a rich market! of drone and
other murder manufacturers (credit: @froztbyte@awful.systems
[/u/froztbyte@awful.systems] [https://awful.systems/u/froztbyte]) - slop
extruders - cryptocurrencies if you’re puzzled by the above vaguepost, I’ve
written a little answer key: ::: spoiler answer key and further discussion, in
order of urgency the package repositories currently being taken over are
RubyGems and NixOS’ nixpkgs. it’s quite well known that DHH, a Shopify board
member, is behind the corporate takeover of RubyGems. he’s also coordinating
openly on Twitter with the defense contractor Anduril and other actors to ensure
that nixpkgs meets an even worse fate. this is the culmination of a long project
to make Nix fascist. DHH and the fascists taking over Nix being in league might
seem too convenient to be true, so here’s some links. these are just analysis,
but if you click through to Twitter you’re going to get hit in the face with
bare bigotry so fair warning:
https://fedi.slightly.tech/@joepie91/statuses/01K6AHA0BNBBX616JGDJHYET36
[https://fedi.slightly.tech/@joepie91/statuses/01K6AHA0BNBBX616JGDJHYET36]
https://fedi.slightly.tech/@joepie91/statuses/01K6E3G2Z19M82BWRB3SPADHP9
[https://fedi.slightly.tech/@joepie91/statuses/01K6E3G2Z19M82BWRB3SPADHP9]
https://mstdn.games/@KFears/115286316219357517
[https://mstdn.games/@KFears/115286316219357517] the tactics the fascists used
to take over nixpkgs and RubyGems are old, and they worked. now that they know
their tactics work, they’ll be coming for other projects. also publicly
coordinating with DHH on Twitter are the guy who started Tailwind (terrible
Fisher-Price CSS) Adam Wathan and the leader of the Ladybird web browser Andreas
Kling; both are actively brainstorming with DHH ways to make their projects more
hostile to non-fascists. while the Tailwind guy turning fash might be
surprising, Andreas has a bunch of fash shit on his Twitter and a history. now’s
maybe the time to stop advocating for that unserious non-working web browser the
fash papertrail for Ladybird really shouldn’t have to go much farther than them
receiving money from fascists in a group that included other fascists but here’s
more anyway: https://possum.city/notes/a504c0e7vwdj000h
[https://possum.city/notes/a504c0e7vwdj000h] I legitimately do not know how this
shitty browser got so popular on fedi, but Andreas controls it so tightly he
pretty much single-handedly switched all future development to Swift over his
own community’s objections anyway, hyprland is the most toxic part of Wayland.
no I won’t dig up links, type “hyprland toxic” into a search engine of your
choice. other parts of Wayland fucking suck too. but speaking of fucking
sucking, XLibre is a fash X server that also barely works, because the point of
fash tech isn’t that it works, the point is that it’s metaphorically and
sometimes literally a weapon. see also the defense contractor currently taking
over Nix, but see also the OG fash language, Urbit, the worst functional
programming language I’ve ever known Urbit is fractally wrong; every part of it
that claims to be original isn’t, every time it claims to be distributed it’s a
lie, and when it claims to work it’s almost definitely broken, though you
wouldn’t know cause it was written by an asshole trying to convert Hacker News
types to neoreaction and it worked ask me about Urbit, I have so many notes the
Chromium fork is Brave, a browser by an asshole that claims to be
privacy-focused but which is there to push LLMs and cryptocurrencies the
single-process browser is PaleMoon, whose developers seem like real pieces of
work [https://transfem.social/notes/adbloc077xyg05bl] please “enjoy” the
suckless developers doing a torchlight hike in coordination with the nazi Unite
the Right rally. one of their core devs says this was just a coincidence! two of
the links are that same guy ranting about fucking cultural marxism!
https://tilde.team/~ben/suckmore/ [https://tilde.team/%7Eben/suckmore/] there’s
more but if you don’t see it from this, you don’t give a fuck about fascism,
you’re here to do evangelism deep breath LLMs are slop extruders made by
fascists that further fascist goals [citation not needed] if you scratch a guy
who’s really into cryptocurrencies, you find a guy who’s really into turning the
world into a Bitcoin Citadel, a neoreactionary form where anyone who isn’t
cryptowealthy is a slave:
https://decrypt.co/84125/the-bizarre-rise-of-the-bitcoin-citadel
[https://decrypt.co/84125/the-bizarre-rise-of-the-bitcoin-citadel] ::: got a
favorite I didn’t list? comment with your receipts!