@Alice
Unlike the other paired features in the photo, being The Uno, it's just ONE ugly shoe they're trying to sell.

@Alice
Who bites a shoelace these days?

@Alice truthfully the boob cutout was so successfully I didn't notice she was holding shoes.

@Alice Hello? Is this Dr. Shoe ..?!

@Alice Sure they're ugly but how cool to be able to make phone calls with your shoes!

@Alice
There were shoes in the ad?

@Alice What a silly shirt. It'll be full of crumbs in no time.

@Alice ProWings if they used sex to sell them

@Alice
What if I were to up the stakes to 3 hats and pants with the butt cheeks cut out?

Wait, do sketchers aren't cool?

@Alice What shoes?

@Alice As far as I'm concerned, there's only two things you need to know about Sketchers: 1) They are the only company I have found who offered a purple slip-on in my size, and 2) They have discontinued the aforementioned purple slip-on in my size.

@Alice Don Adam's did it better.