Alice McFlurry 
You can try to distract me with a woman wearing a shirt with a boob cutout and not one but TWO bucket hats, but your shoes will always be ugly, skechers.
Mark Asser@Alice What a silly shirt. It'll be full of crumbs in no time.
@MarkAsser Cleavage crumbs are the worst!
gnateThat's why there's a vacuum port built into the shirt.