@hacks4pancakes Please tell me this is satire. 😫
If it's not satire, I can't believe we need a new term to express that a lunch *break* is a supposed to be an actual break.
@capsulejay @hacks4pancakes
I get that you had to ask. Because one does have to ask these days. But yes.
@FeralRobots @capsulejay satire but at the same time, lots of American jobs don’t let workers eat or go to the bathroom for hours or shifts. Amazon drivers infamously have to pee in bottles while driving
@hacks4pancakes @FeralRobots @capsulejay 🎶​I am the very model of a model employee
I never leave my shuttle, can’t afford to pay those fees
My overtime does overtime, I work nine days a week
And I never hit that bottle til it’s time to take a pee🎶

@hacks4pancakes @FeralRobots @capsulejay

I thought it was legit until I read the comments.