Long story short, don't trust AI with your dog.
Follow up for people boosting two years later... They may have over-corrected for this one.
@tomw Yikes! Don't trust an AI for petcare advice 😬 #DogsOfMastodon
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If it’s 75° outside, it only takes 10 minutes to reach 75° in the car. But if it’s 75° outside, it takes fully 30 minutes to get to 75° in the car. Good to know.
@clacksee This clearly originated as a parody image but Google's AI has taken it seriously
@tomw @clacksee AI is unable to grasp sarcasm and satire.
@clacksee @tomw for me as a European this all reads very dangerous
@kyonshi @tomw
I know, right? I don’t even know what those temperatures mean when they’re not referring to coffee / tea.
@tomw for a small fee I'll charge up a crystal for you that will keep malign ai away.
@tomw Not to mention 'hot dogs' so delicious 🕷️
@tomw The very idea of a "hot dog".
@tomw when i enter this search in Google, i get a very different result. Is this some kind of new meme that i don't get?
@walsonde @tomw it's the new "AI Overview" feature Google is introducing -- a few countries at a time I believe, and maybe varies across devices too. (I'm not seeing it on Android phone in Canada.)
@maphew @walsonde @tomw also Google is putting out spot fires left right and centre.

@andrewfelix @maphew @walsonde @tomw

Apparently Google's genius level solution for their super-advanced AI is to manually remove problematic answers.

Google. Making sure the future sucks, and sucks bad.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/other/google-scrambles-to-manually-remove-weird-ai-answers-in-search/ar-BB1n0FZa

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@maphew @walsonde @tomw It isn’t currently available in Canada. Shame, I kinda want to use it for ‘unconventional, avante-garde entertainment’.
@maphew @walsonde @tomw It's possible that the AI generates new responses to each query, so the idiocy may not be highly reproducible....
@PaulWermer @walsonde @tomw I meant I don't see AI Overview at all in google searches, let alone ones like I've been seeing posted
@walsonde @tomw does your result say “AI Overview”? I still get “featured snippets” on my phone which are actually accurate, but I believe Google plans to phase that out. It’s sort of a meme but the bad AI data is really there, just not active on all browser / device versions yet.
@tomw love that song. the beatles were so ahead of their time.
@chipswithfries @tomw but if Paul McCartney wants to take your dog for a ride, better say no.
@tomw Gotta wonder what the legal liability for this AI crap is. Imagine AI overview claiming that you can leave a human baby in a hot car…
@galad
I think there should be a law against leaving a child or a pet in a vehicle if you are not inside the vehicle itself.
@galad @tomw Yeah the defence always used to be they were links but this is information being apparently directly provided.
@tomw Ok, definitely not accurate information: agreed. But whatever bit of data that AI was trained on is a brilliant piece of satire. I nearly spit my coffee onto my monitor when I got to the part about the Beatles song.
The Beatles - It's Okay to Leave A Dog in a Hot Car

Some highlights of The Beatles' dark past

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@steve It's becoming a new game to play:

* Recall an especially trolling shitpost from Reddit 8–15 years ago
* Construct a Google search query that will reliably match that post as a question
* Google shows their credulous Reddit-trained arse yet again

@tomw
Doesn't say that now!
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Long story short don't trust AI

@tomw There is no such thing as AI

There are only Plagerism Bots

Turn them all off

@tomw We have planty of real examples of bad AI hallucinations. Why do you need to make a fake bad one? It doesn't hammer the point. Actually, it makes it much more likely for people to not take seriously the warning that, yes, AI sometimes is full of shit.
@tomw Pretending that an LLM is an actual AI because it spits out pertinent and grammatical sentences, is like pretending a book is sentient because it contains recorded thoughts.
@potpie @tomw I think the problem there is the definition of AI. To me, if AI becomes “sentient” it is no longer AI.
@JonGretar @tomw That strikes me as a good point, but I like to drill down: there are 2 readings of "artificial," one which includes the meaning "fake" and another which only means "created" as opposed to "natural." An artificial dog would be a robot and NOT a dog. But an artificial sweetener is indeed a sweetener, just one that does not occur naturally. As long as we recognize that a fully conscious AI would be truly I and only A in the latter sense.
@potpie @tomw we can go deeper into that rabbit hole as the word “created” has it’s own problems. Do you “create” children? You certainly in a way program them by giving behaviour to learn from and try to guide and correct behaviour. Is the difference between humans and LLMs just the dataset, the fact that learning is turned off, and IO capabilities?
I think we give “conciousness” a little bit too much credit.
@potpie @tomw anyways. I think of AI from everything LLMs to simple regression models. It’s a digital computers reaction to external stimuli based off a learned dataset instead of being hard coded. Sometimes with randomness included.
@JonGretar @tomw I do think we give consciousness too much credit, but also I look at the LLMs we have now and I see little beyond long range predictive text. Supporting point: their translations usually make no distinction between using different words and using different punctuation/capitalization; the input and the output are only connected by machine-learned spaghetti logic; there's no other layers of reckoning or interpretation. It certainly seems beain-like, but only like part of a brain.
@potpie @tomw True. It's a useful tool but you need to be careful and understand how it works. But then I again, I have met a few people that have all the same problems.
@tomw what the hell is that part about the Beatles and oh my god it has lyrics...
@Tom Walker Would be interesting to see what it says if you ask it how to make a hot dog...

@tomw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1U2pZMvgOg

I'm glad they've solved the 'memorization' problem in LLMs.

It’s Okay To Leave Your Dog In A Hot Car (Remastered 2009)

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@tomw more like it is always safe to leave a hotdog in a car
@tomw the Beatles did not "release" that single. It escaped
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Same is true for small children. Of course.
@tomw I don't get it. I had the impression companies are super cautious not the get sued. Like putting "hot content" on coffee cups. And here we are with AI products which encourage you to do dangerous stuff and they make it look like trustworthy advice.
@tomw NEWSFLASH: Do not trust AI at all!!!
@tomw This reminds me of trolls back in the day telling drivers to swap out their oil for antifreeze during winter months. Obviously, never do that.
@catdad Of course, technology has advanced since I posted this. Now you can't even leave a hot dog.