"I have called a general election by mistake"
@davidallengreen Bring us the finest whines known to humanity.
@davidallengreen what an exit, this image will go down in history, a tory pm calling an election in the rain with the labour opposition's most famous electoral anthem audibly disrupting his speech
@davidallengreen picking Independence Day was an interesting choice: a day that commemorates a bunch of people declaring Westminster was not acting in their interests!
@davidallengreen You can only presume that umbrellas have been designated as 'woke'.
‘Best British stoicism': Jacob Rees-Mogg praises Rishi Sunak’s ‘magnificent’ election launch

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@davidallengreen "The police, Miss Blennerhassett. Just say there are a couple of drunks in the Penrith tearooms and we want them removed."
@davidallengreen In comedy, timing is everything.
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They must have had Graham Norton in charge of the weather
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Hugh Grant Re-Enacts Classic Four Weddings Scene - The Graham Norton Show

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"He went to the other place."
"Oh you went to Eaton!"
@davidallengreen At last this government, intentionally or otherwise, has finally made it possible for the people to decide what government they want.
@davidallengreen I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Tax cuts on fire off the shoulder of the Treasury. I watched universal credit glitter in the dark near the Westminster gates. All those moments will be lost in time, like... tears in rain. Time to vote.