Mastodawn

Oh no.

I’d assume its a song about a father talking about how much he loves his young daughter. Perhaps I’m just an optimist.

Tyler claimed their relationship was consensual and that he had immunity because he was her legal guardian at the time.

In what world does that make any fucking sense? “It’s okay because I had absolute legal authority over her.”

Jesus Christ, wasn’t this literally a scheme by Count Olaf?

well count olaf really only wanted her money, getting to sleep with her was just a bonus