The Picard Maneuver
partial_accumen“I love when my girl is naked”
Oh heck
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Tyler#Family_and_r…
See also Ted Nugents “jail bait”.
Tyler claimed their relationship was consensual and that he had immunity because he was her legal guardian at the time.
In what world does that make any fucking sense? “It’s okay because I had absolute legal authority over her.”
BubbleMonkeySuper fun fact that isn’t fun at all:
In most states (possibly all) if a child under 18 is married to an adult over 18, their legal guardian changes from their parents to their now-spouse. So teeeeechnically, depending on the situation for the change of guardianship, that could actually be a totally legit loophole. In a very much should never be allowed to happen sort of way, naturally.
Before this gets weird, I only know that because I needed to know liquor laws, as my state allows minors to drink with their legal guardian who is over 21 which does include spouses. Nobody honors that at all (typically not even for parents because it’s really hard to prove legal guardianship), but technically that’s how it works.
ddittyillegal to groom
“Your honor I promise my 16 year old wife consented.”
BigBananaDealer
I Love My Daughter (But Not in a Creepy Way) - feat. Pete Gardner - Crazy Ex Girlfriend
Daði Freyr (Daði & Gagnamagnið) – Think About Things (Official Video)
nullStranglehold is another one. Yep, just a casual song about murdering your ex.
A shame because I really like the effects on the guitar.
Ted Nugent’s jailbait is probably the worst I’ve seen from him (in song form).
“Well, I don’t care if you’re just thirteen You look too good to be true I just know that you’re probably clean There’s one little think I got do to you”
I see your ‘Jailbait’ and raise you ‘Little Girls’ by Oingo Boingo.
Especially the music video.
Its maybe not as absolutely plainly pedophilia, but just what the fuck.
That song is messed up. The video is linked somewhere else on this post (starting Peter Dinklage)
That’s also Danny Elfman, definitely worth a Wikipedia search.
Little Girls - Oingo boingo
Chucky Lee Byrd - SNL
psvrh
NeatoI always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
What. The. Fuck.
Ragdoll XNot only was My Sharona explicitly inspired by a 17yo girl the guitarist was dating, the name of their second album was “…But the Little Girls Understand”
These guys were pretty on the nose about what they liked…
Only band that was even more on the nose was Oingo Boingo with the song “Little Girls”, though I guess the singer said it was meant to be some kind of sick joke intended to offend.
Also a random coincidence, but apparently the parody song “My Bologna” was what kickstarted Al Yankovic’s career.
Flying Squidthough I guess the singer said it was meant to be some kind of sick joke intended to offend.
In general, I would say that was bullshit, but knowing Oingo Boingo, and especially having seen Forbidden Zone, that’s actually possible.
edgemaster72"theres something about you, baby, that makes me want to give it to you"
- Michael Jackson
Juice
Skullgrid
southsamurai“Christine! Sixte- err . . Seven . . Eighteen!”
“When I saw you comin’ outta school that day - I mean, uh, out of . . your office complex . . . Where you’re a, uh, regional sales manager . . . I knew I got to have you!”
That was…
You weren’t kidding. I don’t know how I’d never seen it before. I love crazy music videos, I click through old 80s/90s videos all the time. I guess that one doesn’t make it into many recommendations.
I mean, what’s wrong with that?
Don’t most versions not include the homophobic slur anymore?
agamemnonymous
DasusHands up any non-Americans who think it would be weird for a 17-year old girl to be with a 18 or 19-year old boy?
Non-Americans because America is extremely hypocritical and prudish compared to Europe and we’re all well aware of it so no need to. Although even in the US the most common age of consent is 16 (only in 11 states have it at 18). In Europe only Malta has 18 and Malta is half the size of Rhode Island by population and ten times smaller per area.
Seventeen is also easier to fit into lyrics. Dancing Queen by ABBA. Sexy + 17 by the Stray Cats (although the song was about ditching high school classes). At Seventeen by Janis Ian (who was singing about herself at 17). Paradise by the Dashboard Light by Meatloaf (again about both being high schoolers, but he’s a bit of a creep anyway).
I might be giving my age away here.