What do you call someone whose keys go missing at the beach?
https://lemmy.world/post/40193258
What do you call someone whose keys go missing at the beach? - Lemmy.World
A shore loser
What kind of cases does a narcoleptic detective take?
https://lemmy.world/post/38226636
What kind of cases does a narcoleptic detective take? - Lemmy.World
Pillow cases!
Where does a mummy go when his back hurts?
https://lemmy.world/post/35284746
Where does a mummy go when his back hurts? - Lemmy.World
To the Cairo practor!
Why are brass and pewter always on the same side when they go to war?
https://lemmy.world/post/22875514
Why are brass and pewter always on the same side when they go to war? - Lemmy.World
Because they are alloys
Farmer: doc, my sheep is coughing and lethargic
https://lemmy.world/post/17117783
Farmer: doc, my sheep is coughing and lethargic - Lemmy.World
Vet: well that sounds like a ewe problem
Why should you never buy a light bulb from a RAM manufacturer?
https://lemmy.world/post/16709379
Why should you never buy a light bulb from a RAM manufacturer? - Lemmy.World
They’re SO-DIMM
