Are they all speckled & colorful like in that thumbnail stock photo?

The stock photo is of plastic pieces that are too big to be considered microplastics

The microplastics are probably mostly colorless/white

Aww, was kinda hoping that at least there’d be a party in my balls.

Rub a lil icy hot on em

If your idea of a good time involves masochistic pain, ok

This is just joshin’ around, pal