Microplastics found in every human testicle in study

https://reddthat.com/post/19290251

Are they all speckled & colorful like in that thumbnail stock photo?

The stock photo is of plastic pieces that are too big to be considered microplastics

The microplastics are probably mostly colorless/white

Aww, was kinda hoping that at least there’d be a party in my balls.
Rub a lil icy hot on em
Just sound in some glitter
Excellent idea, my fellow intellectual! furiously destroys my own urethra with a rusty deck screw caked with shiny plastic shards
Y’know nobody forced you to write this.
If your idea of a good time involves masochistic pain, ok
This is just joshin’ around, pal
Me joshin’ around too, buddy