XatolosMicroplastics found in every human testicle in study
01101000_01101001So the pee isn’t stored in the balls, but the microplastics are
There’s microplastics in your urine too.
RezbitWait so microplastics in one ball, pee in the other?
Sometimes they switch places to keep you guessing
The micro pees are in the micro P’s
Sir_KevinSo is RoundUp according to an article I read a few days ago.
Rob T FireflyPVC is stored in the balls.
Flying SquidThey say every, but no one’s checked mine yet.
Not even in the Mayo clinic?
They stayed above the waist.
Fair enough, how are you doing now? Any word out from them yet?
We’re looking into intensive therapy programs at the moment. Hopefully we’ll find something by the end of the week, but we had to wait until my daughter’s school year was over.
For what it's worth, I hope they find something to get you well again.
Thanks, me too!
ddittyAh man, sorry to hear you are in the midst of a health issue Flying Squid! Wishing you a full recovery. Lemmy wouldn’t be the same without you!
Thank you!
They’re calling but Dr. Ham on 3 so hold the Mayo
IheartcheeseYou are a heavy sleeper.
Is it too much to ask for them to wait until I’m awake until they play with my balls?
I just don’t see what I get out of it. Other than microplastics in my balls.
microplastics are their own reward
ALQHow do you think they get the microplastics in your balls in the first place? Can’t have you knowing.
If I knew, I might have let them put some extra in for good luck!
They said “every testicle in study.”
Yours were not in the study.
Can you prove it?
Fine. Please urinate into a coffee mug. Someone will be by soon to collect the sample…
Pee is stored in the balls.
As far as you know.
Every tested testi. Testis of non-testees are not tested.
Dem BosainWait. Both left and right?
Even the center one?
FartsWithAnAccentBig oil literally attacking our nuts.
Big oil literally attacking our deez nuts.
Goteeem Gotusss
Are they all speckled & colorful like in that thumbnail stock photo?
The stock photo is of plastic pieces that are too big to be considered microplastics
The microplastics are probably mostly colorless/white
Aww, was kinda hoping that at least there’d be a party in my balls.
NuttemanRub a lil icy hot on em
Just sound in some glitter
Excellent idea, my fellow intellectual! furiously destroys my own urethra with a rusty deck screw caked with shiny plastic shards
Y’know nobody forced you to write this.
My brain did.
If your idea of a good time involves masochistic pain, ok
This is just joshin’ around, pal
Me joshin’ around too, buddy
dumplesMicro plastics are the new lead. Can't wait to see what terrible things is going to do to our generation and all the next
venusaurWhere’s a good place to buy organic testicles then?
I heard the rocky mountains are good at least once you get past all the oysters
Thanks! I’ll have to see if there’s a distributor in my area.
Scientists say discovery may be linked to decades-long decline in sperm counts in men around the world
This is no issue to me, as someone who doesn't prioritize having sex and has no intent to bring children into this awful world.
grrgyleYeah same, but I worry about all the other affects like cancers, other mutations, some third horrible thing…
Yeah I have no doubt all kinds of weird cancers and degenerative diseases are going to be rampant in 50 or so years.
Plastics breaking down and leeching into everything is going to make climate change look like leaded gas/paint.
I wish I had your self-confidence! It would maybe help me get laid 😵
return2ozmaI’m gay and I don’t want to have kids. This world is horrific.
It’s an issue if it accelerates the removal of abortion rights. Old crotchety white men afraid they’ll stop having heirs
They will die and things will go back to normal.
Is that how polyester girls are created?
Barbie girls man. It was right there for the taking.