Good afternoon, get yr nails did.

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Good afternoon, get yr nails did. - Lemmy.World

I’d poke my eye out.
They break before that happens, time wise
They break before that happens, time wise.
Like a snails mouth
What Lesbians see when other lesbians threaten to let their nails grow
Have fun snagging your hands on literally everything
Man, it has been a long time since the Internet has made me say “oh my god” out loud
This literally makes my skin crawl. I already bend my nails backwards picking up heavy awkward stuff.
yo let’s go bowling
Whelp I have a new strange phobia
Those would break off in 0.01 seconds

No they wouldn’t. They’d tear along each cut until they met skin 😳

It’d happen pretty “quick” right enough

Oh they wouldn’t stop at skin.
Please stop in the name of sanity!
Not if it’s gel nails.
at least put in the effort to make them look like little hands smh
No… Please… This can not exist. Why???
The thought of this person touching a microfiber cloth is too much for me to bear
It was terrible, and you made it worse. Thank you.
This gave me the same visceral reaction as nail-based torture scenes in movies.
Those are some peak water polo nails.
IwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthem
Fuck you op
I’m a bad person and I should feel bad.

Scene: Customer walks into toilet, the door closes.

*Short pause followed by blood curdling scream"

Jump cut to outside, screams echo, pigeons fly away startled.

Cut back to outside of toilet, where blood seeps from under the door.
Strangely looks like pasta.
Quickly run those down a wool sweater.
i have goosebumps just by seeing that…
There nothing we can do. The fingers must be amputated.
How to tell someone gets exactly 0 pussy:
That’s where you’re wrong. He’s a gynecologist.
Ouch. They look like a mess the next day.
Interesting how most people here are pretty horrified while I like the idea and think it looks a bit cool although it’s very impractical.