Alice McFlurry 
It's a good thing Louis Pasteur had a decent last name to lend to an acceptable term like pasteurized milk because can you imagine if his last name was instead something like Jizzeur?
Baron Vonskinnback@Alice 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kestral@Alice Not only can I imagine, I intend to only call it this from now on.
Cheerios de Bergerac@Alice Yeah, and can you imagine singing "Past in my Pants" by The Lonely Island?
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈@Alice I wish to live in that timeline, I hear it has airships, like all the good ones do.
cohomology is FUN!@Alice sterilizing appertization?
Crystal_Fish_Caves@Alice Crapper, toilet inventor, ruined that sir name permanent.
brashke
paul
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The Turtle@Alice what was that thing George Carlin used to say...
"If Janitor-In-A-Drum made a douche, no one would buy it."
trump would advocate it as a cure for HIV
“We tested Janitor-In-A-Drum,” he said at one point. “I can tell you that Janitor-In-A-Drum will kill the virus in five minutes.”
scmbradley@Alice He's responsible for one of my favourite jokes (kinda).
Cleopatra demanded to bathe in milk and her servants asked: "pasteurised?" and she said "no just up to my armpits is fine".
ranjit
Diabetic Heihachi@Alice
Imagine if jizz was pronounced with a soft J...
Imagine if jizz was pronounced with a soft J...
Rockmaster Mike@Alice it was bad enough they were giving immature adolescents in school containers labeled "homo milk".
Jack