Alice McFlurry 
It's a good thing Louis Pasteur had a decent last name to lend to an acceptable term like pasteurized milk because can you imagine if his last name was instead something like Jizzeur?
scmbradley@Alice He's responsible for one of my favourite jokes (kinda).
Cleopatra demanded to bathe in milk and her servants asked: "pasteurised?" and she said "no just up to my armpits is fine".