Lewis M Sparlin
benbrown (old account)Have you tried unplugging it and then just leaving it unplugged
Dan Hon@benbrown best suggestion tbh
krimss@benbrown pov life support
duke itch / juke itch@benbrown have you tried turning it off and dropping out again
Elizabeth@benbrown if only!
AGTMADCAT 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼🇵🇸@benbrown New IT Support meta just dropped.
Noah Cook@benbrown I tried that with my work laptop, but the damned thing has a battery!
Quinn9282 🖥️🌙✌️@benbrown Good for discharging the capacitors I guess?
Adlangx@benbrown instructions unclear, dog is still asking for a ball
Astrid@benbrown aah love that
carbon offsets are BS ☕️🥬Tried that once in a hospital but they arrested me.
@plasma4045 what a creepy thing to say to a stranger
enoch_exe_inc
JC 🪐💾🌄📚@benbrown Solve all tech problems with this one weird trick
phi1997@benbrown
And then letting an animal chew through the cord?
And then letting an animal chew through the cord?
The Peter Pan of Nerdery™@benbrown I’ll be using this statement frequently in the future. 💯
Edelruth, PBS Passport Holder
epicdemiologist@benbrown As I told my team at work today, "the only good thing about being almost 63 is that I can see over the horizon the day when I will never have to touch another Windows product."
teledyn 𓂀It said to install Windows 98 or better, so I installed Linux and never looked back.
The following year, some say Bill spent a billion dollars trying to put us all out of business, saturating AdWords with bogus benchmarks, even a double full-page ad in the Times (?) calling us "un-American", which, in that context, was maybe a badge of honour?
Like Trudeau Sr said, been called worse by better people 😊
मानस Mānas مانس@benbrown best solution
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)@benbrown This was totally not meant to shoot down your original thesis, which I agree with (and yet somehow am not backing away from my phone, rather than sending this).
I just think there should be more instances of this meme that resolve in some version of “Look, KID; I’ve had it up to my flowery headband with your midichlorian-induced smugness!”
I just think there should be more instances of this meme that resolve in some version of “Look, KID; I’ve had it up to my flowery headband with your midichlorian-induced smugness!”
🐧DaveNull🐧 ☣️pResident Evil☣@benbrown Have you tried to touch to capacitor's pins to discharge it? 🤡
Pxl Phile@benbrown Sir, this is a hospital
Skiriki Fyxe@benbrown Yes but it didn't boot headless, so I have to try something else. 😂 😅
aIeksana 
@benbrown Thank u! You fixed the server noise problem which has been bothering me for a long time
RockyC
Mark Shane Hayden@benbrown in this era of "yes/maybe later" dialogue boxes unplugging is the only effective action
Nixie@benbrown "My grandpa still refused to let go"
I am so sorry 😅😅😅😅😅
Twobiscuits🚴♂️ 