ajmxcoIf you were Jesus, what would you get God for Father's Day?
Onno (VK6FLAB)Spare ribs.
JoureiOh yeah, some BBQ and just snicker every now and then, hoping he’ll get the pun at some point.
SternI’d get Joseph a “The dad that stepped up” mug.
Whatever I wanted.
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Super confusing question…
Don’t think too hard on this one, Padre.
Steak and a blowjob
ElectricMachmanA bobblehead, probably
Call me Lenny/LeniA performance in his honor sounds best. Other things seem either rather worldly for him or too difficult such as restoring Constantinople.
👍Maximum Derek👍Get yourself something nice that also looks good on the Holy Ghost and you’ll all love it.
a wife that don’t cheat.
magnetosphereA large wooden cross, every year, for eternity
ivanafterallMaybe arrange to have myself tortured again so he can watch. He loves that sentimental shit.
I’d probably commission some art of Shadow the Hedgehog on a motorcycle holding a gun. The license plate on the motorcycle would say “ALL0FM3”. I feel like he’d appreciate that.
The door of the castle church of Wittenberg with Luther’s 95 theses nailed on them.
stinermanFleshlight.
But like one of those pornstar custom ones of the virgin mary
You know that diamond encrusted shit from Roger on American Dad? That. I think God would probably lime one of those.
A threesome, of course.
So, masturbation?
Nothing because he hasn’t shown up for anything. He won’t even show up to prove his own existence. He’s an absent parent.
A book on ethics
Same thing as every year.
A day at the house by himself! No wife. No kids.
TipponDefinitely not Roman wine. Last time we drank that, I got hammered!
YarecktA serious answer would probably be working another day on bringing paradise to earth. I think that’s what jesus’ purpose is.
One of these. Tell him to wrap it around the polar ice caps, with the reflective side facing the sun, before it’s too late.
youmaynotknowMore saved souls. That’s all He wants.