Good morning folks

'AI did a thing badly, and worke-'

Humans chose to use AI badly, rather than commonly available resources.

If a company outsources HR to another company, using Chatgpt to write HR policy is the fuckin least of the problems.

A badly written/non-extant abuse policy isn't the problem.

It's that you had no one with boots on the ground to notice it was fucking missing.

Aussie guy in this cafe bragging loudly about being a 2IC.

Oooh, wow, big man is second in command.

No one cares, fucker. No one gives a shit.

Drink
French tooooast

Gypsy got eggs and... They're cold? Like, as if from a fridge?

Weird.

The trend of slowing down songs and gender flipping the singer who then mumbles needs to die in a fire.

Seriously, 'Throw Your Arms Around Me' by Hunters and Collectors is a slow enough song. Don't turn it into a funeral dirge, ffs.

Kale: oh, french bread place
Gypsy: we have snacks
Kale: just going for a quick look, I'm capable of walking into a bread shop without buying more
*five minutes later*
Kale (carrying two scones): turns out I'm really not.
DUMPLING VENDING MACHINE 🥟
Gypsy says this is 'a perfect photo of you'
But also...
The greatest prank the Devil ever pulled was turning up the bidet water pressure on every toilet he saw while touring Japan...
It's not quite what I wanted (an actual playable toy), but a #macross model kit is deffo something I would consider

This hotel has free:
* ramen
* ice-cream
* probiotics
* massage chairs

Soooo... I've had a lot of ice-cream

After a week of being in Japan and seeing no anime, we finally turned on the tv to something about white/red blood cells and there's a big green tentacle monster chasing a little girl.

#AnimeWasAMistake.

We found a food court-esque place, but you order via a single website and pay once. Fuckin nice.
Ok, but there was way too much spring onion in that fried rice, so 6/10 on that

My brother keeps trying to get me to look for this aurora but... It's cloudy and light pollution as fuck here.

I've literally seen five stars, total, since I got to Japan a week ago.

Caught an episode of some anime that seemed almost Legend of the Five Rings, seemed like it was various clans (colours of purple, green, red). The purple ones were raven themed, riding around on giant ravens, etc.
@DarkestKale grats on the exceptionally clean arsehole
@MachineLordZero you assume I'm not the Devil, Z
@DarkestKale Is your arsehole not exceptionally clean? Have you looked? HYCYBH?
@DarkestKale definite capturing of essence there, yes
@DarkestKale It's like me going into a tea shop, you have to know your own limitations haha
@DarkestKale Slowed down songs is a trend with an expiry date. The trend that will last is warped records: every 1/33 minutes, a slight speed up then slow down.
@lachlan yeah, the guys at work listen to that shit too
@DarkestKale Wait, that's a thing? I was just picking what happened to some of my crappy second hand records