Scenario: The (non chaotic evil) sysadmins of the world band together to go on strike. What's on their list of demands?

*Correct answers optional.

@briankrebs The sysadmins of this century have certainly chosen mild demands. A #BOFH of the old alt.sysadmin.recovery fellowship would have at least asked for the Bene Gesserit pain box to use as a #LART, and would probably want anti-backhoe drones too.
@adb @briankrebs I'm pretty sure that Harkkonen heart-plugs were on one of the old wishlists.