adb

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Programmer (C, Perl, others). Sysadmin of Unix and Linux instances. Remembers Usenet.
adbApr 29
Unit testing. Regression testing. Kicking it out the door for customers to find dumb stuff. Pick any two.
adbApr 29
Always doublecheck you’re on mute before taking a leak.
adbApr 15
Firmware (n): The part that the hardware and software teams can blame on each other.
adbApr 15
No dark sarcasm in the standup
adbApr 13
Jerry 🦙💝🦙Apr 12
It occurred to me today that for a certain segment of the population, chemtrails are an evil, deep state conspiracy, except when they’re part of an air show.
adbApr 13
Mick 🇨🇦Apr 12
This switch was in this position when we arrived and I am afraid to touch it.
adbApr 10
The existence of Continuous Integration implies the existence of Continuous Disintegration.
adbApr 7
mhoyeApr 6
A picture of Margaret Hamilton, programmer for the Apollo space program, standing next to not one single microsoft error message or bluetooth problem.
adbMar 27
Imposing strict namespaces on a software development team is the continuation of BDSM by other means.
adbMar 16
David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*)Mar 15
‘Beware the SATAs of March’ doesn’t have quite the same ring.