Brandish Jaye! 🏳️⚧️
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️Excuse me while I register trademarks for "Tactical Bodywash", "SWAT Deodorant", and "Delta Force 2 in 1 Shampoo and Conditioner"
agatha 
@LilahTovMoon im like 90% sure tactical men body wipes are a thing and alex jones sold them
Jima 
@agatha @LilahTovMoon While not explicitly tactical, I did notice "Dude Wipes" sponsored a spot in our local Pride parade a couple of years ago (clearly playing both sides).
@jima @LilahTovMoon i realized that what i thought was actually a joke product by john oliver, mocking alex jones
https://infowipes.com/
https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/john-oliver-mocks-alex-jones-for-using-fear-to-upsell-taint-wipes-202882/
https://infowipes.com/
https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-news/john-oliver-mocks-alex-jones-for-using-fear-to-upsell-taint-wipes-202882/
@agatha @LilahTovMoon That's...amazing. 😂
Maxine Hayes@LilahTovMoon I guarantee you the people who buy these are men who wake up in the morning, crack open a six pack and have never been to basic training. They usually have a lot of money, I bet you can charge quite a bit if you decide to make a product.
ajkandy@maxinehayes @LilahTovMoon meal team 6
RedPandaLiz@LilahTovMoon how much for some stock in that?
dB Cooper@LilahTovMoon There’s a tactical coffee place around here
sigi714@CoolerPseudonym @LilahTovMoon Its in the demilitarized zone.
@CoolerPseudonym @LilahTovMoon This reminds me of the ".357 Burgers" place at a shooting range in Utah. 👀
@jima @LilahTovMoon The tang of lead in every bite
Michael Kohne@LilahTovMoon Please use your newfound wealth for the good of humanity. Or at least to humiliate some billionaires.
Ilobmirt@LilahTovMoon they're the same kind of stuff that made me go wow when the toy said it was super secret spy tech for kids
I was a wee little puppo
Stone Bear (has moved)@LilahTovMoon There are many reasons I'm gonna blow this popsicle stand and head dexterpondial 🇳🇱 ... this is one of them. *cringe*
Jay@LilahTovMoon
“Pit Crew” - deodorant
“Pit Crew” - deodorant
@LilahTovMoon "Marketing is telling me women are buying tools now. We gotta stop this.How can we make them MORE manly."