Excuse me while I register trademarks for "Tactical Bodywash", "SWAT Deodorant", and "Delta Force 2 in 1 Shampoo and Conditioner"
@LilahTovMoon im like 90% sure tactical men body wipes are a thing and alex jones sold them
@agatha @LilahTovMoon While not explicitly tactical, I did notice "Dude Wipes" sponsored a spot in our local Pride parade a couple of years ago (clearly playing both sides).