@stirlock I'm... I'm sorry. I did it. I just had to do it. It has been on my mind ever since, and I could not resist. It is done. And here it is. And though the song itself is a joke, it is no joke to say that this may genuinely be some of my best work of all time. Also, nobody else will get this joke, and to those people I say... Enjoy. With all of that said, I proudly, proudly present to you... Gol Dang Gold, by Brandon Cole.