The Roman empire fell because their Roman numerals weren't a form of positional notation, so they couldn't figure out binary. Their computers were terrible.
So you think the ancient Romans ever called porn "thirty"?
@foone Rule XXXIV

@flyingsaceur @foone also they couldn't understand why reciprocal oral would be called LXIX.

Wait, that almost makes sense

@oblomov @foone goddamn 49ers
@flyingsaceur @foone see, this is why I shouldn't post after just waking up. Thanks, fixed 8-D
@oblomov @foone the Western Roman Empire fell because they were Doing It wrong