Alice Averlong🏳️⚧️The Roman empire fell because their Roman numerals weren't a form of positional notation, so they couldn't figure out binary. Their computers were terrible.
So you think the ancient Romans ever called porn "thirty"?
SkaveRat 🐀 
@foone *sigh*
Scott Michaud@foone I assume they'd call them by their stage name.
jonathankoren™@foone oh yeah. LXIX. Nice.
James Grimmelmann@foone Isn’t this where “thirsty” comes from?
AN/CRM-114@foone Rule XXXIV
Oblomov@flyingsaceur @foone also they couldn't understand why reciprocal oral would be called LXIX.
Wait, that almost makes sense
@flyingsaceur @foone see, this is why I shouldn't post after just waking up. Thanks, fixed 8-D
Jonathan Hendry"So are these frescoes soft-core or wha-"
"No man, they're thirty. So thirty."
Pxl Phile@foone Thirty for thirsty, romance for the romans
⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe@foone They literally said "thirty", not the latin for 30. No-one could work out how to write it down, though.
Felice@foone Rhymes with dirty!