Now we need the clip of the black comedian who said he took receipts for everything, even a simple cup of coffee, so he always had an alibi in case the cops wrongfully arrested him.

Two very different perspectives on life in America.

From what I’ve seen, this is mostly because white bread is junk food for them. A more natural bread like this is better.

Also the concern with giving ducks junk food is that they’ll fill up and not go for other foods, but I remember reading somewhere that that’s not the case. At some point they do lose interest in bread (though the leftover bread in the water brings its own concerns.)

Goddamn I thought it just caused them to starve to death that’s fucked

Well so is them starving but still

And it’s still wonderbread.

Imagine what could be if you were to taste something like this :P

For non USAnians, this is Dave’s killer bread

Traditionally baked bread doesn’t “squish”. It had to be durable without all the modern conveniences. You just couldn’t waste calories.

Traditional doesn’t mean better. If it seems that way, then it’s because the more horrendous practices have been abandoned. I’m just saying, if it squishes, then it’s just “American bread” with seeds thrown in.