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besatta7 Apr 18, 2024

Flax Seed Bread

https://sh.itjust.works/post/18032858

Flax Seed Bread - sh.itjust.works

“I find that a duck’s opinion of me is influenced by whether or not I have bread. A duck loves bread, but he does not have the capability to buy a loaf. That’s the biggest joke on the duck ever. If I worked at a convenience store, and a duck came in and stole a loaf of bread, I would let him go. I’d say, ‘Come back tomorrow, bring your friends!’ ― Mitch Hedberg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYQEf93tZO0 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYQEf93tZO0]

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mojofrododojo Apr 19, 2024

man, I used to dislike whole wheat breads with seeds and stuff but… Dave’s Killer Bread Good Seed is fuckin’ amazing. BLTs, texas toast, quick sandwiches on the run - thin slices so not too bad on the calories, and tons of awesome <i dunno, bird seed?> content… highly recommend.

but cute comic.

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wieson Apr 19, 2024

And it’s still wonderbread.

Imagine what could be if you were to taste something like this :P

For non USAnians, this is Dave’s killer bread

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SwingingTheLamp Apr 19, 2024

This may shock you, but in the United States, we have many different kinds of bread for different purposes. I can get bread like the top picture every day from the grocery store, from a couple of different, local bakeries. It’s wonderful to eat with good butter or jam, but totally wrong for a BLT.

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wieson

BLT

Oh yeah, those go well in a rye-wheat mixed bread with slices so large that half a slice is big enough for a sandwich. Or in a lye roll, also perfect for hearty/salty sandwiches with veggies.